Have you ever spilled a RedBull on the keyboard of your laptop computer, dropped your cell phone in the toilet or caught yourself in a zipper, really really hard?

That's sort of like what happened here, recently.  See, there was this thread that was never, ever supposed to reach 100 pages and...  No, that's not it.  Something went sideways during a maintenance upgrade and then it went worse.  Worse like when the tuarine trickles hits Pentium, like when your cell phone bounces off something soft, like when that zipper doesn't seem like it's going to reverse.   

Turn off your computer, get some work done and Go Skate.