101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

[Xgecko]

these wheels are too big
these wheels are too small
this board is too wide
this board is too narrow
these truck are too loose

[MalakaiKingston]

my griptape is too tight

[Bookworm]

my wheels are flatspotted

[seabass101dg]

the stickers on my helmet create too much drag...

[243racing]

My name is Derv

[B-rad]

i can't ride switch, my board isn't symmetrical!

[bpz]

http://www.silverfishlongboarding.com/forum/

[shredthegnar420alldaylong]

my wheels are too round

[lichano]

the gravel made me drift outta control

theirs to many noices letting me not concentrate

[Rabid Skunk]

"Dude, it's not carbon fiber"

[xrayvzn]

My board & gravity have a misunderstanding. I need to skate on teh mooon

[Wells]

Originally Posted by bpz

http://www.silverfishlongboarding.com/forum/

I lol'd.

[snozzboarder55]

i spend too much time on the fish instead of skating
i need a symmetrical deck
my precision trucks that my parents bought me are not stable enough
my coned wheels don't slide like before
my big80 wheels are too drifty
my 101mm flys are too small

[cawlin]

its home made and I'm shitty at woodworking.

[7m28]

Originally Posted by B_Dubya_B

its this fu*kin grip tape

hey, sometimes this is true1 lol My griptape is so worn out, i can literally rub the board griptape side against my face and not get even the smallest scratch. It feels like a slightly rough cloth.

[snozzboarder55]

Originally Posted by 7m28

hey, sometimes this is true1 lol My griptape is so worn out, i can literally rub the board griptape side against my face and not get even the smallest scratch. It feels like a slightly rough cloth.

maybe you have a rough face?

[thatoneblahguy]

this board is too narrow!

[AFTT]

My spoon is too big.

[gabriel[abc]]

this board keeps getting wheelbite

this deck keeps getting wobbles

[luftywaffles]

my e-penis is too big, creates too much drag (on the ground)