101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

[Frankyjobob]

Asphalt is too rough/slick/old/new

[jarman]

Originally Posted by AFTT

My spoon is too big.

I'm a banana

[floyd0matic]

"Mine's the 08 version"

[Bryant@BCLongboards]

Sh!t, I can do that trick in my sleep....but I left that board at home.

[elvk-]

"i have a torn acl"

oh wait.

[speshlspeclsteak]

Originally Posted by elvk-

"i have a torn acl"

oh wait.

thats definately a valid one, its possible but not safe or smart(i know i have a torn acl and trying to skate didnt end well

my shoes are too flexy

[Gs-boards]

my board is too thick.
My shoes are too tight.
there is a hole in my shoe.
I didnt cleaned my griptape.

[luftywaffles]

my dervish is too flexy

[thatoneblahguy]

there's a snake in mah boots!

[[Ian]]

I can only kickflip on my board.

[urbs]

its not wide enough and theres holes in my shoes

[origin]

trust me it got wet and delammed, i always buy better shit than you

[RyanTheMann]

A combination of different types of skaters:

My helmet is too heavy/obstructs my view/makes my head sweaty/isn't aero enough/keeps me from wearing my new era hat with the sticker still on it, It's too hot/cold/humid/dry, my hair's too long, my shoelace belt isn't tight enough, my shoes are too tight, a car was going by, the ground has too many cracks/gravel/pieces of dog #### all over it, my board's warped, this isn't my board, I'm not used to this board, it has no pop, it has too much pop, it has dog #### all over it, my trucks aren't colorful enough, ryan sheckler hasn't endorsed it yet, these bearings aren't made in switzerland, these bearings are only abec 2/4/6, these bearings are too fast for me, these bearings need more wd-40, this grip is too sparkly, I'm just off/no feeling it/sucking today, there's too much light/hair/sweat/dog #### in my eyes......

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[7m28]

Originally Posted by snozzboarder55

maybe you have a rough face?

hahah i wish. im asian and my skin is kinda sensitive. I can get sunburned and tan in like 15-20mins.

[Dewey]

the graphic on my board is too slow!

[Pat S]

I suck at skateboarding.

[spoctopus]

its not painted green

[pennypusher]

this deck has no concave and these skate sneakers make me feet sweat too damn much.

[FlyKneeGrow]

too many people watching.

not enough people watching.

[AfroRider21]

my hair is too long
this glue is too heavy
im too tall
im too short
my nipples are too big
i don't have enough rep
my wheels are too grippy
i got a sex change and breast reduction to become more aero