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Old 09-16-2009, 07:12 PM   #81
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I keep falling off, damn concave
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Because my board has bigger Ballz than I do.
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My wheelbase isn't short enough.
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Old 09-17-2009, 06:27 AM   #84
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Having a beer while deciding which one to ride, leads to another beer which leads to pre-ride tinkering and more beer and pretty soon I'm just eyeballing instead of rolling.
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:18 AM   #85
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i can't trickslide because i shat my pants
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Old 09-19-2009, 04:16 PM   #86
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na man i cant skate in these cloggs xx
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"i cant cross step with this concave"
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I don't have orangatang wheels.
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"i can't slide, i don't have blackvelvets"
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My cat threw up on my bed. Ever since then, I haven't gotten a good night sleep and that has caused be to not be able to do manuals...
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Stupid chinese decks!!!
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Stupid chinese decks!!!


I'm beginning to think I'll never get sideways... unless I get a Japanese deck.
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Old 09-20-2009, 11:56 AM   #93
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I'm beginning to think I'll never get sideways... unless I get a Japanese deck.
You have to see the new uzbekastani carbon fiber foam core.

My board is on strike till wefunk comes back.
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its not a dervish
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My board is too tall--makes my center of gravity too high.
My board is a dropthrough, I'd get rail-bite.
I don't have enough riser--I'm getting wheel-bite. (Fixing this leads to the top of the list.)
It's a new setup, I'm still working out the kinks.
I did it once and it instantly coned my wheels--these wheels cost too much to thrash like that.
I don't want to chunk my wheels.
My bushings don't fit right.
I don't have a grade 8 flipped kingpin and if I go all out I'd snap this one and faceplant. I don't wanna do that again.
My pads are worn out and according to Murphy's law, my board will betray me.
My shoelace keeps getting caught in the wheels. (Happened to me...but it was a moment of cat-like glory...)
I broke my coccyx when my previous board shattered going down some stairs.
I don't wanna mess up the graphic.
This is my shelf board.
{insert gear here} turned out to be seriously over-rated.
I'm used to having a foot-stop.
I'm not used to using a foot-stop.
This board is cursed, but I can't afford a new one.
I ran out of seamonkeys for lube.
Those veloci-raptors keep staring at me and it's freaking me out man.


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i can't carve its too stiff.
i can't go over 10mph because of my bearings
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I took a sweeper turn and accidentally stuck my thumb into my front wheel. AKA my hand-ground coordination sucks
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i can't chop the wood cuz my bushings are to soft. it turns to hard.
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I can't go fast enough because I don't have a K-Rimes board
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My gnarbar is too soft i can't skate till the new one comes in the mail.
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