Quantcast 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck - Page 6 - Silverfish Longboarding - The Longboard Skateboarding Community

Go Back   Silverfish Longboarding - The Longboard Skateboarding Community > General Longboard Discussion > 100% Skateboarding: Concrete Wave Magazine

100% Skateboarding: Concrete Wave Magazine Hosted by Michael Brooke.

101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 09-20-2009, 05:44 PM   #101
Addicted Cruiser
 
akimaveur's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Californication
Posts: 857
Rep Power: 12akimaveur has done much for the community.akimaveur has done much for the community.akimaveur has done much for the community.akimaveur has done much for the community.akimaveur has done much for the community.akimaveur has done much for the community.akimaveur has done much for the community.akimaveur has done much for the community.akimaveur has done much for the community.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

i ride a sector 9.

although this is is kinda a reason though...JUST KIDDING!
__________________
I ride my Holesom with a smile.
TactisSk8Shop.com

----------------------------------------
[PurrCrabs] 8:20 pm: i wanna watch inglorious basterds
[Fat Bastard] 8:21 pm: i want to marry the girl in it
[PurrCrabs] 8:21 pm: the cute french girl?
[Fat Bastard] 8:21 pm: the jewish one
[Fat Bastard] 8:22 pm: i'd do horrible unforgivable things to her
[FL_RIDER_93] 8:22 pm: poop on her?
[Fat Bastard] 8:23 pm: lets just say I'd drink a gallon of piss just to see where it comes from
akimaveur is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 09-20-2009, 05:51 PM   #102
SAN ANTONIO LONGBOARDERS
I Support The Fish
Concrete Kahuna
 
TexasBomber's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Texas Hill Country
Age: 41
Posts: 1,755
Rep Power: 39TexasBomber is a longboard buddha.TexasBomber is a longboard buddha.TexasBomber is a longboard buddha.TexasBomber is a longboard buddha.TexasBomber is a longboard buddha.TexasBomber is a longboard buddha.TexasBomber is a longboard buddha.TexasBomber is a longboard buddha.TexasBomber is a longboard buddha.TexasBomber is a longboard buddha.TexasBomber is a longboard buddha.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

Fvck goin down that hill. My Kaha's are still brand new..............
__________________
Quote:
"Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong."

Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetCatarina View Post
It doesn't matter if you know who ANY of us are.
We all think you're a moronic dicklicker.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MalakaiKingston View Post
Do some research before you try to talk like you know what is going on.

__________________
Click the image to open in full size.Click the image to open in full size.
TexasBomber is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-20-2009, 05:57 PM   #103
Addicted Cruiser
 
AfroRider21's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: South East Pennsylvania
Age: 16
Posts: 1,296
Rep Power: 32AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

dude no sliding today, i just got my nails done
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8ftbed View Post
Patience is a virtue and she just bitch slapped me for being impatient. :(
Quote:
Originally Posted by Archy View Post
The "blem" IS IN THE F*CKING CAD DRAWINGS.
/thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dro.Pru View Post
plus for trash talk Philbeats NY any day!
libertylongboarders.webs.com philly represent!!

a damn proud member of team WDYT

WDYT: the thread about, wait... what are we about?
AfroRider21 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-20-2009, 06:16 PM   #104
walking on 4 wheels
I Support The Fish
Concrete Kahuna
 
Xgecko's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: 41.396226,-71.837462
Age: 43
Posts: 6,720
Rep Power: 91Xgecko is a longboard buddha.Xgecko is a longboard buddha.Xgecko is a longboard buddha.Xgecko is a longboard buddha.Xgecko is a longboard buddha.Xgecko is a longboard buddha.Xgecko is a longboard buddha.Xgecko is a longboard buddha.Xgecko is a longboard buddha.Xgecko is a longboard buddha.Xgecko is a longboard buddha.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

I don't have my tech sliding gloves (I think I used this one today after watching people much better than me rip)
__________________
Safety gear because....
Quote:
Originally Posted by claude regnier View Post
I like to get up when I fall. I also like to know where I am when I occasionally hit my head.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mile_High_Mark View Post
Diapers and drool cups are way cooler than helmets.
wanna find Wheelabrator? ...
Click the image to open in full size.
Xgecko is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-20-2009, 06:17 PM   #105
Concrete Kahuna
 
Skinart's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Rapture
Posts: 1,603
Rep Power: 24Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

Depot won't give me any more samples.
__________________
Zen is the colour of my Butterfly.
There is no 'free skateboards' thread....

"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."
"Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally experienced the truth of them" --Aldous Huxley

"Anyone who invokes authors in discussion is not using his intelligence but his memory." --Leonardo Da Vinci

I rarely ever quote; the reason is, I always think.. --Thomas Paine
Skinart is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-20-2009, 06:29 PM   #106
Addicted Cruiser
 
AfroRider21's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: South East Pennsylvania
Age: 16
Posts: 1,296
Rep Power: 32AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.AfroRider21 is a longboard buddha.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

Quote:
Originally Posted by Skinart View Post
Depot won't give me any more samples.
thats a valid excuse if your broke as hell and your out of cutting board lol
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8ftbed View Post
Patience is a virtue and she just bitch slapped me for being impatient. :(
Quote:
Originally Posted by Archy View Post
The "blem" IS IN THE F*CKING CAD DRAWINGS.
/thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dro.Pru View Post
plus for trash talk Philbeats NY any day!
libertylongboarders.webs.com philly represent!!

a damn proud member of team WDYT

WDYT: the thread about, wait... what are we about?
AfroRider21 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-20-2009, 06:34 PM   #107
Concrete Kahuna
 
BigDaddy@TactisSkates's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Granite bay Cali.
Age: 46
Posts: 1,655
Rep Power: 11BigDaddy@TactisSkates is a great resource to everyone.BigDaddy@TactisSkates is a great resource to everyone.BigDaddy@TactisSkates is a great resource to everyone.BigDaddy@TactisSkates is a great resource to everyone.BigDaddy@TactisSkates is a great resource to everyone.BigDaddy@TactisSkates is a great resource to everyone.BigDaddy@TactisSkates is a great resource to everyone.
Cool Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

My board is fine ... but someone has to run the truck and tune the gear
BigDaddy@TactisSkates is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-20-2009, 08:54 PM   #108
Addicted Cruiser
 
ChicagoBoarder21's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 266
Rep Power: 9ChicagoBoarder21 is a great resource to everyone.ChicagoBoarder21 is a great resource to everyone.ChicagoBoarder21 is a great resource to everyone.ChicagoBoarder21 is a great resource to everyone.ChicagoBoarder21 is a great resource to everyone.ChicagoBoarder21 is a great resource to everyone.ChicagoBoarder21 is a great resource to everyone.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

Quote:
Originally Posted by Skinart View Post
Depot won't give me any more samples.
That's why you don't ask for them!

EDIT: I'll contribute, "Didn't rape enough face last night to have gnarbar today."
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by tinypete View Post
Monkeys aren't allowed to ride unicycles within 50 feet of an elderly person on Tuesdays.
Have you helped save SpeedFiend yet today?

http://www.silverfishlongboarding.com/forum/general-longboarding/123676-help-speedfiend-thread.html

Last edited by ChicagoBoarder21; 09-20-2009 at 09:04 PM..
ChicagoBoarder21 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-20-2009, 09:05 PM   #109
Addicted Cruiser
 
urbanasultvehicleuav's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: albuquerque newmexico
Age: 14
Posts: 977
Rep Power: 12urbanasultvehicleuav has done much for the community.urbanasultvehicleuav has done much for the community.urbanasultvehicleuav has done much for the community.urbanasultvehicleuav has done much for the community.urbanasultvehicleuav has done much for the community.urbanasultvehicleuav has done much for the community.urbanasultvehicleuav has done much for the community.urbanasultvehicleuav has done much for the community.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

who put that rock in the middle of the road?!!
__________________
Quote:
Because Original Skateboards are the best carving boards EVER made!!! Its super fun.
Nothing can beat its turning capabilities. Nothin. NOTHING!!
it can turn like a fuken ripstick.......
urbanasultvehicleuav is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-20-2009, 10:27 PM   #110
Addicted Cruiser
 
pakunga's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: rockaway beach, queens nyc
Age: 22
Posts: 362
Rep Power: 4pakunga has tons of good stoke.pakunga has tons of good stoke.pakunga has tons of good stoke.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

i have explosive diarrhea
__________________
[
Quote:
Originally Posted by nicthekid220 View Post
but most girlfriends dont know #### about duros and what to do with them!

reply: Originally Posted by Savage2424 View Post
what duro are her chesticles? all I know is that the best way to tell the difference between duros for me is to bite each one and to tell which is softer/harder...so in summary, you bite her 15a boob and you get a 99a dick
pakunga is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-20-2009, 10:43 PM   #111
Addicted Cruiser
 
Maxx's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Long Beach, CA
Age: 15
Posts: 943
Rep Power: 14Maxx has done much for the community.Maxx has done much for the community.Maxx has done much for the community.Maxx has done much for the community.Maxx has done much for the community.Maxx has done much for the community.Maxx has done much for the community.Maxx has done much for the community.Maxx has done much for the community.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

Quote:
Originally Posted by pakunga View Post
i have explosive diarrhea
thats good

10racersbehindyoudontlikepoopinthyfaceandwheels
__________________
MaxxSpeed Longboards
http://www.silverfishlongboarding.com/forum/longboarding-skateboard-vendors-manufacturers/117171-say-hello-maxxspeed-longboards.html
-MaxxSpeed Blog
http://maxxspeedlongboards.wordpress.com/
Maxx is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-20-2009, 11:01 PM   #112
Addicted Cruiser
 
SirKale's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: San Antonio, TX
Age: 20
Posts: 1,150
Rep Power: 12SirKale has done much for the community.SirKale has done much for the community.SirKale has done much for the community.SirKale has done much for the community.SirKale has done much for the community.SirKale has done much for the community.SirKale has done much for the community.SirKale has done much for the community.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

I have implosive diarrhea.
__________________
StickMan, Comet, Subsonic, Sayshun, Randal, Revenge, RaceForms, Pball, Plasma, GFH, Vicious, Mile High Bearings in all.
SirKale Slide Slabs

Check em out here:
http://www.silverfishlongboarding.com/forum/longboarding-skateboard-vendors-manufacturers/125028-sirkale-slide-slabs.html

Send me a PM to purchase some Slabs.
SirKale is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2009, 12:32 AM   #113
Addicted Cruiser
 
Matt C's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Hilo, Hawaii
Age: 15
Posts: 672
Rep Power: 3Matt C has tons of good stoke.Matt C has tons of good stoke.Matt C has tons of good stoke.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

Ouch


I ran over a dead worm so my wheels slide to much cuz of the gutz
__________________
Landyachtz Chinook(08) /none
Landyachtz Evo(09)/bear grizzlyz/lime zigz/rush bearings
Rayne Hellcat(09)/bear grizzlys/ lemon zigz/ reds
Rayne Avenger(08)/randal Rll 50' flipped/purptangs/nine balls
Rayne Nemesis09/cult deathrays/bear grizzlys/ceramic redz
High on longboarding

D.A.C
Dervish abuse coalition
Matt C is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2009, 05:05 AM   #114
Longskateaholic
 
1337leo's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 82
Rep Power: 31337leo has tons of good stoke.1337leo has tons of good stoke.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

I weigh 1029132574123412813212312 kilos.
1337leo is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2009, 05:22 PM   #115
Concrete Kahuna
 
Skinart's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Rapture
Posts: 1,603
Rep Power: 24Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.Skinart is a longboard literati.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

Quote:
Originally Posted by SirKale View Post
I have implosive diarrhea.
Quote:
Originally Posted by pakunga View Post
i have explosive diarrhea
If that's the board's fault....you are doing it wrong. It's not a suppository.
__________________
Zen is the colour of my Butterfly.
There is no 'free skateboards' thread....

"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."
"Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally experienced the truth of them" --Aldous Huxley

"Anyone who invokes authors in discussion is not using his intelligence but his memory." --Leonardo Da Vinci

I rarely ever quote; the reason is, I always think.. --Thomas Paine
Skinart is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2009, 06:56 PM   #116
Addicted Cruiser
 
Animal127's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 301
Rep Power: 3Animal127 is creating a great reputation.Animal127 is creating a great reputation.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

..because i used WD40 on my bearings.......>!>?!?!?!

...because i dont have the pogo brake...>>>>>?!/!@?#!@?#$!#%

...because my leathers arent a fast color.....?!@?!@?!

...because my board is a dervish and it cant go 40 without creating a worm hole in the space time continuum

.....because i havent asked around in every forum and started nine threads regarding whether its a "good dh board"....?!?!?!>!@#$>@!#4
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bucksaw87 View Post
the stupid...it hurts
speedboarding......my gateway drug
Animal127 is online now  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2009, 09:07 PM   #117
Addicted Cruiser
 
thatoneblahguy's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: the good ol' tricities in the unknown desert half of washington
Age: 18
Posts: 528
Rep Power: 18thatoneblahguy is a longboard literati.thatoneblahguy is a longboard literati.thatoneblahguy is a longboard literati.thatoneblahguy is a longboard literati.thatoneblahguy is a longboard literati.thatoneblahguy is a longboard literati.thatoneblahguy is a longboard literati.thatoneblahguy is a longboard literati.thatoneblahguy is a longboard literati.thatoneblahguy is a longboard literati.thatoneblahguy is a longboard literati.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

no one online said my set-up was "teh sex"
__________________
don't be proud, just be happy
thatoneblahguy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2009, 09:19 PM   #118
Concrete Kahuna
 
frankie18's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Long Beach, Call if 'orny, ya?
Posts: 1,528
Rep Power: 35frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

i wasnt given enough pie or teh tits. Both in the online world and real world.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by gordo6987 View Post
a girl that longboards?.....i love you
MaxxSpeed Longboards
- PM Maxx for affordable-custom-awesome boards!!
http://maxxspeedlongboards.wordpress.com/


LBLSalamander---Paris 150mm--80a ZigZags
Maxxspeed Appian---6.0 Bennett & 149 Tracker RTS---81a Classic Freerides
Maxxspeed Flyte---Paris 150s---Retro Freerides
Clutch Deeznutz (Black Formica/Hempstar)---42* 180mm Randals---80a Gravity 76mm Hi-Grades
frankie18 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2009, 04:02 AM   #119
Concrete Kahuna
 
8ftbed's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 4,407
Rep Power: 1238ftbed is a longboard buddha.8ftbed is a longboard buddha.8ftbed is a longboard buddha.8ftbed is a longboard buddha.8ftbed is a longboard buddha.8ftbed is a longboard buddha.8ftbed is a longboard buddha.8ftbed is a longboard buddha.8ftbed is a longboard buddha.8ftbed is a longboard buddha.8ftbed is a longboard buddha.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

I still don't have the "right" sticker.
8ftbed is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2009, 07:02 AM   #120
Concrete Kahuna
 
frankie18's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Long Beach, Call if 'orny, ya?
Posts: 1,528
Rep Power: 35frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.frankie18 is a longboard buddha.
Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

i dont have a left sticker!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by gordo6987 View Post
a girl that longboards?.....i love you
MaxxSpeed Longboards
- PM Maxx for affordable-custom-awesome boards!!
http://maxxspeedlongboards.wordpress.com/


LBLSalamander---Paris 150mm--80a ZigZags
Maxxspeed Appian---6.0 Bennett & 149 Tracker RTS---81a Classic Freerides
Maxxspeed Flyte---Paris 150s---Retro Freerides
Clutch Deeznutz (Black Formica/Hempstar)---42* 180mm Randals---80a Gravity 76mm Hi-Grades
frankie18 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On