101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

[jarman]

Inspired by the outch transworld thread and by MalakaiKingston.

Suggestions.

"yeah man, I left it out in the rain, its lost all its pop"

[d-dub]

"stupid a** fu**in board doesn't wanna flip right!!!" *snap*

[jarman]

"I can kick flip but these 59mm wheels are too big"

[gavmck]

I can't slide cos I have 75a wheels
I can't go fast cos my board's too flexy
I can't boardwalk cos my board is too short

[B_Dubya_B]

its this fu*kin grip tape

[stringtheory]

I get the wobbs at 20 mph, my bushings are just too _______ (soft/hard/wrong shape/taste bad...)

[Jat.]

``This guy has mounted these Randal-or-what-ever trucks backwards!``

[PopeSeanV]

"I can't go fast because I don't have ceramics!"

[gregbert]

"NO reason Im going so slow...my board doesnt have any flame graphics on it"

[That Guy]

He keeps beating me, goddamn green evo,

[Bryant@BCLongboards]

"It gets dizzy and falls over every time I try to 360 slide it?" What a bum.

[stringtheory]

I could go faster, but I don't have preciZionZ!

[MalakaiKingston]

It's these ####### speedrings, who needs them
It's the cover on my bearings they are too heavy
My bushings are shot
My griptape is worn out
My board has been thrashed so hard it's too light/heavy/soft/hard/moldy
My trucks keep blinding me
It's my hardware, too tight
My kingpin is too long
Too much wax build up
My mom bought me the wrong world industries deck
This is a new deck I could do the treflip on my old one

[Ogre]

I used to use spacers but they warped my wheels

[B-$]

I keep falling off because my wheels slide too fast.

[spoctopus]

already been said nvm
ill replace it with
damn its gotta be the shoes fault why i cant ollie

[LongboardSkillz97]

What! Yesterday i did this on my first try. Its just not my day

[Xgecko]

You just missed me..........that (insert obstacle here)

[MalakaiKingston]

These are new bearings
My shoes grip is worn / too new
The pavement is too hot
I was trying something new
No that wasn't what I was trying
It's cause the camera is on
I'm too stoned
I'm not stoned enough
Stop watching me
It's the voices fault
It's these boxers they are too tight
My girl pants are too loose

[MalakaiKingston]

Originally Posted by Ogre

I used to use spacers but they warped my wheels

I used to use wheels but they warped my spacers