carpe diem..warning, not really skate related

[skategeezer]

Will I live to be 80?

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a ####?"

[EBasil]

Pre-cisely!!

[07boardrally]

omg... get laid man.. ahhaha

[jshalvorsen]

Originally Posted by 07boardrally

omg... get laid man.. ahhaha

Oh, I misunderstood Geezers post as a joke.....

[07boardrally]

Originally Posted by jshalvorsen

Oh, I misunderstood Geezers post as a joke.....

i figured it was too...

so there forre

either:

a.) he spent way too much time thinkin of that (refer back to my origional post)
b.) he spent way too much time droolin over the internet (we all do sometimes, it's ok) to stumble upon that in which (refer to my origional post)
c.) he went to a doctor and he actualyy said that in which (refer to my origional post..)

i think that sums it up.

[skategeezer]

uh guys, this is actually a JOKE!

[EBasil]

Yeah, he's already 80.

[shapeshifter]

rofl! choke... chewing tobacco bukkake!

[Ogre]

Originally Posted by shapeshifter

rofl! choke... chewing tobacco bukkake!

Didn't need that vivid picture to squelch my snickers!

[Momona Boe]

Shecky Brooke - King of the Catskills!!!

[SpeedFiend]

My father told me the x rated version years ago.
At this age eighty seems like a joke. I wanna live to 120.