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Old 02-18-2008, 11:30 AM   #1
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Breitbart.tv » Ex-Homecoming Queen Beats Disabled Sister With Prosthetic Leg

Ya' got to admire a woman who'd rip off her sister's peg leg and beat her over the head with it!

That's a new definition of GNAR!
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Holy ####! That is super gnarly!
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getting creative w/ your own feces in the back of a police car isn't a cry for help...

it's a sign to the rest of the species that you have nothing more to contribute
and should probably be put out of everyone else's misery.

this is like some kind of freaky white trash performance art, hahaha.
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wow man, thats messed up.
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i wonder what kind of pron you were searching for when you came across this
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The scary part is that someone in Florida is going to one up this story by ripping of their disabled sister's non-prosthetic leg and beat her with it. I say Florida because it seems like all the weirdest stuff happens there.
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I can't get it to play!!!! My computer sucks!

How will I ever see my "dream girl"?

somebody give me a brief synopsis
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Ron,

Someone also put it on Youtube:

YouTube - Ex-Homecoming Queen Beats Sister With Fake Leg In Trailer

IF THAT LINK DOESN'T WORK . . .

Go to YouTube and do a search for

Homecoming Prosthetic.

It'll come right up.
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small town prom queen circa 1984 devolves into raging alcoholic known to have
smeared her poo around the back seat of a squad car and clinches her spot
in the white trash hall of fame by beating her disabled sister w/ her own prosthetic leg.
fun, eh?
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Hey boe she's just southwest of you in North Huntingdon PA you can get conjugal visits
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i've done that with my poo.

edit: ah crap 8sacred8 beat me to making a joke about the poo. i remain limited.
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This is

Un

Be

Liev

Able!

She reaches over, grabs HER SISTER'S PROSTHETIC LEG, rips it off and pummels the poor invalid over the head with her own leg . . .

. . . and you people wanna go on about her being so drunk she lost control of her bowels back in 1991?

It's a strange, weird world we live today.
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are you saying you've never hit a woman with a prosthesis?
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are you saying you've never hit a woman with a prosthesis?
depends on what you call a prosthesis.....
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are you saying you've never hit a woman with a prosthesis?
Well, not with HERS.

I mean, c'mon, let's have some sense of propriety.
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Synopsis: Ex-Homecoming Queen Beats Disabled Sister With Prosthetic Leg. That isn't enough? You want more?

It's just a news story about a crazy violent alcoholic woman who beats up everyone she knows and smears herself in her own feces in the back of cop cars. Unfortunately, there's no footage of any of the actual events.

Anyway, for the number of times they say "ex-homecoming queen" she's remarkably ugly. Both now and then. I can't imagine the high school full of mutants out of which she's the most beautiful. Maybe she's beautiful inside. Oh, right, not that either, she's abusive and crazy.
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Anyway, for the number of times they say "ex-homecoming queen" she's remarkably ugly. Both now and then. I can't imagine the high school full of mutants out of which she's the most beautiful. Maybe she's beautiful inside. Oh, right, not that either, she's abusive and crazy.
And yet so many wonder, "Why Fatboy?"

Well, now you know

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Anyway, for the number of times they say "ex-homecoming queen" she's remarkably ugly. Both now and then. I can't imagine the high school full of mutants out of which she's the most beautiful. Maybe she's beautiful inside. Oh, right, not that either, she's abusive and crazy.
She is ugly. And unstable. Does anyone else find the package of ground meat hilarious? Incredibly random. And stealing a telephone. Unless she stole the cord and left it connected to his house, it's going to be useless. This b*tch is crazy!
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(gurgle, gurgle) ground meat . . . .
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The scary part is that someone in Florida is going to one up this story by ripping of their disabled sister's non-prosthetic leg and beat her with it. I say Florida because it seems like all the weirdest stuff happens there.
Did you listen to loveline when it was still Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla,
They did a bit called Germany or Florida where they read some crazy sh?t story
and you had to guess if it was from Germany or Florida. It was great.
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