news stories from the future...

[skategeezer]

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DATELINE: May 5, 2018
Neversummer and Loaded announced a merger today. Both companies, with excess of revenues of 45 million dollars each, decided to form NEVERLOADED. Although no alcohol was served at the meeting, you could get watermelon flavored Red Bull.


DATELINE: December 21, 2017
In announcing the prize money for Maryhill, Chris Chaput of ABEC 11 has decided to award $50,000 to the first place winner. This is 10 times the amount he gave away a decade earlier. When asked about this, Chaput responded "you should see what I have planned to give away in 2027!"

DATELINE: June 2, 2011
Malakai Kingston and Ebasil of Silverfishlongboarding.com announced today that the site had been purchased by the Bonnier Corp (owners of Transworld). Hans Stugenwagen, vice president of the Swedish company declared "we paid those guys a lot of money to acquire the site. We realized we had to do something when it was discovered silverfish was drawing twice the number of visitors than our skateboarding.com site." When asked for comment, Ebasil said the following: "I plan on taking a nice vacation, folding my law business and investing heavily in Billabong."

[Warren]

DATELINE : Feb. 28, 2010

After being in the industry for 30 years Warren of Easy Rider in Edmonton, sells the shop - to Landyachtz for their flagship retail operation.

Warren moves to Kauai to surf for the rest of his life.



(one can dream - can't one??)