The best part is where the cops assume the guy is some sort of professional stuntman.
Why can't they just say a SKATEBOARDER went 62 MPH?
__________________ “I thought you were going to kill yourself?”
“I did. Went home, turned on my mom’s car in the garage.”
“What happened? You’re still here.”
“Freakin’ hybrids, man. They just don’t get the job done.”