I wish I had the skills. But I'd never let anyone see me doing it.
oh well life goes on. and you know what. you are probably one of those ugly guys that should not go out in public anyways. fugly people shouldn't.
go skate and quit being a hater!
skogging apparently isn't for primma donna skaters.
you guys should try yoga and aerobic classes. you seem to be the type that likes to be seen in tights
here's something to study. pay attention. it may be a little advanced for your limited thinkers. maybe when you grow up and clean your room and do your homework, you might GET IT
for your info, people down at the beach love the SKOG. It breathes fresh air into the stagnating and decrepit wannabeez who think they are god's gift to skating.
weird name, weird movement ??
FUNKY TOWN!
and oh BTW, my 18 year old son says he'd love to meet you.
skating in your itsy bitsy tiny world is only good for message-board rants. come on out and I'll show you how to skateboard properly since you sound like a typical message board skater. You skate best on message boards!
sure glad most smart people recognize skogging as viable total body exercise. the rest of you boneheads are just babbling crap speaking message board douche bags that most skaters on SF would love to beat up.
You wanted a response for you ignorant words? You got it!
cYak8
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Chris Yandall - 21st Century Skater
Have fun skating your way. I'll skate mine. And, for the record, I'm super duper pretty.
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Remember, we're riding on thin pieces of wood. We're fat asses and there's tons of stress. If you ride these skateboards how you're supposed to, things are going to happen to them.
Resorting to not so veiled threats of physical violence to your critics is counter productive to the goal of advancing your argument.
Is that what that was? I thought he was proposing a hot date.
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Remember, we're riding on thin pieces of wood. We're fat asses and there's tons of stress. If you ride these skateboards how you're supposed to, things are going to happen to them.
Wow. I always thought it looked ridiculous, but I at least had some respect for the idea... heck, I've even tried it once or twice. The idea seems very energy-efficient (perhaps not the flailing about, but at least the pushing with both feet).
Unfortunately, the degree to which Mr. Chris Yandall has been a condescending asshole on this thread has turned me off of skogging completely. This isn't for the sake of proving a point, this is honest - I was interested in skogging until I discovered that it would associate me with this douche.
Good job, idiot.
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I think I'm gonna go strip a Dervish or something, paint it fuschia with glitter and grip it in frickin flames.
I think 99.9% of the people who make fun of skoggging don't do it just because 'it's a super lame ghey form of skating' but because you tried to charge over $100 an hour for lessons.
That's why everyone makes fun of you and skogging.
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you guys should try yoga and aerobic classes. you seem to be the type that likes to be seen in tights
You deserve no respect. You have done nothing for skateboarding besides create a money-grabbing form of skateboarding and successfully killed the stoke of every person who does not agree that "Skogging" is the best thing ever. You are truly a complete piece of #### and i hope you can realize how truly ####### insane and socially inept your greedy, old Sheckler-esque ass is. #### you and as always, eat ####.
So I normally read through entire threads before I decide to lock them, to see if it's even worth trying to save...all I have to say is, "Wow." The uppity attitude displayed in this thread is atrocious, especially by whom it is displayed by. I hope to never see that level of immaturity again.