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Originally Posted by Buddywolfe
Already I got a few theories...
1. Extra-Terrestrials saw his boards and were pleased, they did not understand how to obtain one so they decided it would be wise to abduct the creator. As we speak he is being forced to build skateboards for alien creatures in the darkest quadrants of Zarkon 5.
2. The government decide that his boards were giving people to much of a sense of freedom so they very quietly shanghaied him and sent him to russia to work o the docks under the false identity Eegor Cullishmeinham.
3. He decided that life was just to complicated even bothering to say goodbye would be a waste of good energy, so he hitched a ride to tibet and is meditating on the true energy of life and what that really means, and hasn't shaved since november.
4. On day in his workshop he came across a magical set of wheels and they transported him to a magical land filled with fighting polar bears and everyone has a little animal that follows them and they work in magical toy shops that are actually alive and they spend their time using historical knowledge to find treasure and to keep from getting killed by vampire zombies that live in new york and the only thing scarier than the zombies are american gangsters that kill teenage girls that get pregnant and serial killing barbers.
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Pretty much sums up what I came up with, except my magic wheel theory included cars that become robots.