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    Concrete Kahuna Second Hand Stoke's Avatar
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    Default Epic Rap Battles of Silverfish

    I like to rap, but i like to battle even more. So lets do this, but i want to impose a few quick rules before i start this off.
    1: If your gonna battle somebody call them out by name, no ambiguous raps
    2: Yes you can rap about yourself if you dont see anybody you wanna battle right away to start off a battle
    3: Lets be respectful and stay away from anything hate related, i.e race, religion, creed, or blatant attacks on chosen sexuality, ect.
    4: If you think something might be out of bounds to rap about, it probably is.
    5: have fun and be creative.

    This is for fun, lets keep it that way.

    Im Second Hand Stoke yo
    If you wanna battle lets go
    I got this 406 Zef flow down to the T
    But never raising my voice, im chill sipping on my herbal tea
    Stoke is poes cool but dont mess with me
    My beatings are abundant but never come for free
    I implore you to step up to me, go ahead and cross this line
    Like predator im gonna make me a trophy from your spine
    Mount it on my wall with a plaque that reads "the world is mine"
    My words flow easy like the Rhine
    You cant step up to this i rule this court like Caesar
    My only fault is im a people pleaser
    Cant help cutting you down for others enjoyment
    This verse carrying a slight sting like spearmint
    Im gonna pull a Mortal Kombat and rip out your heart
    Watch its last beats in my hand, ya i think thats a good start
    After that im gonna remove your limbs one by one
    Please dont cry, im just starting to have fun
    Once your a stump im gonna punt your head through the field goal
    Then pick it up and go for a bowl
    Knocking down pins like Rip Van Winkle
    Stand over the corpse and take a tinkle
    Your messing with a Montanan now
    Not some other out of starter cow
    You think you can stand up to this then take a swing
    I will be waiting in my corner of the ring
    Romans 8:1-2
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    Default Re: Epic Rap Battles of Silverfish

    i'm more a poetry man myself haha.

    chill on my couch
    lets match a bowl
    i rolled a blunt
    lets smoke it whole
    you aint high?
    thats bull
    you just took two G's to the skull

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    Default Re: Epic Rap Battles of Silverfish

    Putting it in text is cheating... Why don't you set the parameter as "post a video of you rapping"? You know, like a real freestyle rap battle?
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    Sometimes it comes down to the size of your nuts, not your hardware.

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    Default Re: Epic Rap Battles of Silverfish

    Quote Originally Posted by distractingphoenix View Post
    Putting it in text is cheating... Why don't you set the parameter as "post a video of you rapping"? You know, like a real freestyle rap battle?
    Because not everybody as that ability but everybody can txt out a rap easily. Plus when you type it out you can but thought into it. why not just play along and have some fun.
    Romans 8:1-2
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    Default Re: Epic Rap Battles of Silverfish

    I cant rap for ****! maybe ill start thinking of some good lyrics too post
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    Oh god its a sarcasm?? Lol.....damn.... too many idiotic ******* kids in here. Go play with your ******* toys. This is longboarding thread. About longboard. Not some stupid ken and barbie **** from toys r us and some kids who knows no respect when talking a man. Why dont u kids go to bed. Its past bed time. U wanna joke? Go joke with ur own age. Shittt attitude!! Lol what the ****

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    Default Re: Epic Rap Battles of Silverfish

    I can't rap for ****, y'all know it
    When I make up rhymes
    they can take some time
    So bitches be trippin
    bananas be slippin
    this rap sucks
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    Default Re: Epic Rap Battles of Silverfish

    Quote Originally Posted by snowboardchamp View Post
    I can't rap for ****, y'all know it
    When I make up rhymes
    they can take some time
    So bitches be trippin
    bananas be slippin
    this rap sucks
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    Default Re: Epic Rap Battles of Silverfish

    Okay you guys, I got this one. To no one in particular

    I'm gipper(gipper)
    ladies pullin' on my zipper
    *Ice cream truck out of ******* no where*


    well, sh!t
    Maybe rapping isn't my thing.
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    Well... I'd tell you to go f*ck yourself, but that seems to be all you've been up to lately.
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    Default Re: Epic Rap Battles of Silverfish

    I've got a procrastination problem that makes me so stressed,
    Why am I on Silverfish, when I should be studying for my math test.
    This probably sounds lame, my little rap inside your head,
    But these are first world problems, so I guess Im still blessed.

    I kind of have to pee, Im not gonna lie,
    I apologize to PETA, for I just smacked a fly.
    I know these raps aren't quality,
    but if you truly want good music, check out Holst's Jupiter,
    The Bringer of Jollity.
    The bringer of Jollity.
    ABEC11_INDEPENDENT_EARTHWING_SECTOR9
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    Now take that and multiply it by jesus and that's how high i am right now.

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    Default Re: Epic Rap Battles of Silverfish

    Rapping is like skating.
    Old people just love to do some hating.
    They both capture the interest of many young lads,
    They both create hypes and follow fads.
    Both can be fun, and both can be gnarly,
    yet the simple truth remains, neither can compare to Bob Marley.
    ABEC11_INDEPENDENT_EARTHWING_SECTOR9
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    Now take that and multiply it by jesus and that's how high i am right now.


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