This Wheel Will Win the Hill... ****in A

[Momona Boe]

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I was right!

[reformed89]

the winning wheel will be made from a rubber compound that coagulated on the moon six years after the ice age. It has no durometer because its just that badass. The winner will be wearing a chicken suit instead of leathers. He'll skate with his jank out so he can whizz on the guys who try to draft on him. No one can withstand the hyperspeed piss trail. He'll beat the entire board by a staggering two whole minutes. As he crosses the finish line he'll no comply into the ocean and get barreled on some double overhead rollas. Everyone in the crowd will exclaim,"It's fcukin skateboard jesus!" But he's no jesus. He's a man, in a chicken suit, a deck made of elephant tusks, trucks cut from solid diamonds, and wheels involving technology never seen before by mortal eyes.

And he won't usually drink beer, but when he does, he'll drink Dos Equis.

[BigDaddy@TactisSkates]

Yeah I like how smoothly you backed away from your bigzig predicition Dano

Scoot and mischo wrecked... it was a wet nasty race... green wheels broke the track record twice... it was a good bet! We missed you serge, you could have helped me a lot.

[Alpha06]

Well next year im racing (i probably won't qualify haha)..but yeah i'd like to go with you guys to the event if you have space

[BigDaddy@TactisSkates]

Well next year im racing (i probably won't qualify haha)..but yeah i'd like to go with you guys to the event if you have space

Your in! Bonelli is next if you can make it8)