Re: This Wheel Will Win the Hill... ****in A

Originally Posted by
TheFuzz
is anything goes where we get gnarly?
the winning wheel will be made from a rubber compound that coagulated on the moon six years after the ice age. It has no durometer because its just that badass. The winner will be wearing a chicken suit instead of leathers. He'll skate with his jank out so he can whizz on the guys who try to draft on him. No one can withstand the hyperspeed piss trail. He'll beat the entire board by a staggering two whole minutes. As he crosses the finish line he'll no comply into the ocean and get barreled on some double overhead rollas. Everyone in the crowd will exclaim,"It's fcukin skateboard jesus!" But he's no jesus. He's a man, in a chicken suit, a deck made of elephant tusks, trucks cut from solid diamonds, and wheels involving technology never seen before by mortal eyes.
Now thats what Im ****in talkin about!... But instead of piss it should be a trail of semen...
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