Girl Problems

[joshboardlong]

I hate cookies, milk, spaggetio's, holy water, the Pope, chinese people, the North Pole, Jennifer Lopez, telemarketers, taxes, the IRA, FBI, CIA, NBC, YMCA, non-yellow post it notes, hot chocolate, drugs and alcohol, notebooks, the alphabet, school, football, fax machines, car doors, the color aqua, rubbing your tummy, being sick, gaining a lot of weight, fat people, the 20's, dog crap, getting dog crap on your hand, getting your own crap on your hand when your finger goes through the ing one-ply toliet paper, eagles, woman, Christopher Columbus, Wheates, John F. Kennedy, rice, baseballs, dogs humping your leg, dogs cumming all over your leg, trees, large candles, pictures, Native Americans, R.O.U.S.'s (rodents of unusual size), the deep pits of hell, poop, library cards, toe rings, twinkies, little index cards, couches, Gummo, strawberries, coils, lil bow wow, getting hit my lightning, spanish class, G-Unit, green boots, flowers, pubic hairs getting stuck in your throat, huge buttons on the phone, people who name their guitars who suck, stupid ing printors that dont print out your report, child molestors, anti-semetic Jews, soccer, the Chad government, starving little Ethiopian children, Sally Struthers, big envelopes, Janet Reno, the daytime, school, smiley faces, the time 1:33pm, xm radio, smelly soda, Snoopy, boats, waterfalls, lazy rivers, tubes, shaved heads, purple purses, pools with too much chlonrine, lawn chairs, octopus's, whales that eat you, gang bangs, Goffy, screwdirivers, annoying people, quicksand, Kung-Pow, Thumbwars, Thumbtanic, FrankinThumb, headaches, damn roosky's, american cheese, penis, peace, running, getting sweaty, itchy sweaters, grandma kisses, bottle caps, belt buckles, pilgrams, beef stew, gumbo, people who dont know there place, ugly people, pot pie, pumkins, apple cidder, phones that are not chordless, garbage cans that have no tops, red shoe boxes, people with P.O. Boxes, gay men who eat pork, Abe Lincoln, Lincoln Logs, tooth picks, the dentist, James Bond, midgets, small people, short people, circus freeks, dwarfs, little men, tiny humans, peas, un-salted peanuts, leaks, mondays, rugs, meatheads, steakfaces, pizza-boy, Jews for Jesus, Mr, Rasner, Frohawks, Buffalo Bill, Denver, Labs, add-ons, previews, wee hours of the day, ariens, nazi-jews, bloods, gangsters, musturd, butter on a bagel, catsup, The Village People, cowlslaw, greeting cards, osama fo yo momma, bandaids, bands that suck my anus, information super highway, generation x, NASCAR, hillbilly's, rednecks, hicks, hippies, the 60's, flower power, cream, glass, traffic, ricky martin, paper cuts, tart carts, female stand up comics, getting holes in your sock, limbo, sean paul, breaking your leg, people who brake other peoples legs, GIRLS WHO THROW BASKET BALLS AT PEOPLES NOSES hehe, people without caller ID, tiny speakers, coloring books, credit cards, republicans, dolphins, crabs, lobsters, any sea creatures for that matter, STD's, Crayola, mini-disks, wax paper, The Mickey Mouse Club, melons, cantalopes, juicy fruit, cancer, homintashins, when people fart on your face, AOL, library's, hole punchers, when your pen brakes and ink gets all over your hand, when your taking a shower and a really preasured point of water hits your testicle-man does that hurt, new moons, autumn, Independence Day, June, malevolence, Van Gough, glare on the TV, little girls, spanish dictionary's, the wrappers on individualy wrapped cheese slices, spam, elmo pimping hoes, when people pick thier noses in their cars and you see them, tests, plain paper, doctors office, stale fish, twisting out, buggers, calenders, lead pencils, case's for glasses, poodles, pirates, samuries, dress shoes, the devil, satan, lusifer, lord of the underworld, sadam hussein, Gary, poopsicles, the Num Lock key and the Insert key on the keybord, suckers, sporks, Mr. Personality, metal rods in your ass, people with like a zillion teddy bears on their beds, violins, you, shelves, mom's, taking showers in the mornings, trucker hats, Step 4, Ace of Base, stores that dont have gum ball machines, annoying people that dont concider bacon a pet, Jeff the guitar teacher, candy canes that you havent eaten yet, chorus, staples, frisbees, people that dont keep kosher, John A. Garraty, light bulbs that are only 20 watts, Gateway, vegimite, Reeses Peanut-Butter Cups, metric rulers, mochilas, glow in the dark retainers, knowing how to play a song then not being able to anymore by the end of the summer becasue you havent practiced it, poop, losers, staplers, forgeting your homework at home, Easter, disposeable cameras, late fees for blockbuster, Beeman, Sharpie Markers, Members Only Jackets, under the sea, Dasani, anime, Moo-Moo's, bad movies that sucks, any movie with eddie murphy in it, carrot top, telephones, remote controlled airplaines, wet tiles, rotting flesh, broken oreos, triscits with semen on them, dogs, dogs, dogs, sealions, bagels, hemerioids, jack-o-lanterns, jelly filled doughnuts, belly button fluff, meat from a animal that was NOT brutally murdered, the initails JM and AJ, terracotta paint, all 293 shades of white, crest, pictures, having to do things, cushy sofas, eating spit, penut butter and jelly sandwhiches, small staplers, hello kitty, Rudy Gulianni, crossword puzzles, 3 hole punches, the little ball thats inside computer mouses, sheets with semen on them, tortillas, mcgriddles, jimmy dean sausage, tim allen, gary coleman, pancake batter, butter, wax paper, the letter B and the number 14, crayola pens, lobster bibs, auctions, old people, beuty pagents (unless im in it), bad grades, progresso chicken noodle soup, CALL-ATT comercials, alf, cubicles, chain link fences, sidewalks, car tires, oxygen, tampons, ink, lotion, toenails, napalm, panda bears, kilamanjaro, potato guns, novelty items, phallic objects such as mountains or canyons, blank paper, hats made out of meat, cheese graders, the months of january through march, graffiti, confetti, ayan, jaimie, doodles, string cheese, beef stronganoff, baby pictures, monet, picaso, davinci, dave chappel, marlon waynes, micheal jackson, 50's music, homless people, germs, germans, scanners, electric outlets, buttons, cdroms, british flags, tinted windows, parenthesis, non down goose feather pillows, library cards, time magazine, hair clips, paper clips, clothsline, speakers, orange cream, apple sause, cocktail dresses, calanders, AM and FM radios, DVD players, fireplaces, oreintal rugs, hardwood floors, bubbles, barf, spandex, chimmichongas, portabello mushrooms, lockers, hair gel, white out, tape mesures, rulers, blunt objects, blunt metal objects, saigon, lowriders, metal of honor, awards, sharpies, gloves, the color green, the glare a computer screen gives you, my ass, sewer rats, spontainus human combustion, larry king live, sharron osbourn, monsters under my bed, christmas trees, decorations, clam shells, beef stew, rocks, cutting your self with a wrench, bannana plants, tiny tim, the mafia, italy, afghani rice noodles, sumersaults, flips, barrel rolls, cinimon rolls, rolaids, turky, lemonaide, the taste of semen, balloon animals, chip and dales dancers, steven king, tsunamis, black sand, moen faucets, pur water filters, science projects, 3 dimensional objects, pepper spray in your eyes, getting raped by a girl, jumping on a dead prostitute, sticking a tube up your ass then taking the other end and hooking it up to another guys ass then transfering the **** of one guy back and fourth between both men, multiple choice questions, surveys, gasoline, pastrami, 18 pounds of butter, brillo pads, dog leashes, tri met, canteloupe, crasins, getting 4th place in something, beating up old ladies, clam chowder, oyster crackers, free meals, inflated animals, breast implants, candle sticks, medivial castles, any island in the south pacific, gremlins, chicken wire, barbed wire, the altitude 32,000 feet, melted chocolate, wire cutters, the little "yuck" guy on bottles of poisin, getting hurt, getting hurt, getting hurt, wrestling bears, getting lost, crying, stepping on a babies skull, scottish people, the irish, soap, pediatricians, anybody under the age of 10, shotgun shells, dartboards, jesus, hamtaro, pokemon, gravy, ceilings, toilet seat covers, empire glass comercials, people who are serious, basketball courts, gameboys, levitation, nobel prizes, gardening tools, farmers, tractors, komodo dragons, jello, red dye ..2, butane, afros, shoes, underwear, a pregnate womens 2nd trimester, scorpians, congress, paper plates, trash can lids, diesil engins, virgin mobile cell phones, mongooses, dehydrated possums, gluttony, nerf balls, pencils, golf clubs, trailer parks, newfoundland, western australia, pam cooking oil spray, eclairs made out of ****, melrose place, deep fried humans, glucosamine, 3 pairs of socks, 16 eggs, lumber, drums, chinchillas, mentally retarded glass blowers, that kid who says "dude your getting a dell" from the dell comercials, pedophiles in mickey mouse costumes, the news, people with weird last names, coffie, tapioca pudding, minced meat pies, ford f150 super duty trucks, bales of hay, big hairy men (ayan), costco, tomato paste, the channel 14, labron james, porno, high tide, caterpillars, charcol furnaces, inverted penis's, brendan fraiser, ritz crackers, origami, frog spawn, nickles, shower heads, grout, shampoop, boots, rattlesnakes, misscarrages, cottage cheese, mace, ragu rich and meaty sause, quiznos, adultury, dominos, homeless shelters, bottle necks, mexico, odwalla energy bars, trader joes, the MGM grand hotel and casino , licking stamps, galapagos turtles, endangered specials, super glue, scarfs, shrapnel, paint, parachutes, corks, camel hair, leather , rocket ships, the moon, eyedrops, and most importantly.... YOU!

[haole haole]

whats up with that poll, and why all the hate? is that you playing with wd40? anyone ever tell you that you look like haley joel osment, from the 6th sense.

[raven6241]

Get over it.

[Sensei]

get a job hippie

[CRASS]

Ahahahaa... thats some FUNNY ****!!





..yeah I hate the chineese, too.. along with many other things u stuck up but im too lazy to re browse that like 500+ list.. heh.

[wombat boarder]

anyone else read the title and think it would be by nickle?
ok a litle harsh, sorry man


easy! no need to kill me! it was just a joke! no not the shotgun no! please......

[daniel]

meh...all that i noticed was that you dont like tim allen and vegemite....vegemite is awesome! were you smashed by any chance?

[Directive0]

random.

[wombat boarder]

ah yes, but monty python were funny funny

[bled]

get a life

[RustyBurrito55]

getting hurt, getting hurt

you put getting hurt twice. I think thats against the list of hate rules

[george]

you actually read that?

[elScorcho]

Sminky pinky bang bang!

[a dork]

I hate..... starving little Ethiopian children,

me too my friend, me too.

[cookie]

you hate cookies thats just wrong noone hates cookies!!!!

[Nickle]

anyone else read the title and think it would be by nickle?
ok a litle harsh, sorry man

Ain't no thang. I read the title, and thought the same thing. I was like "what did I post last night?"

And hey, just for the record, I LOVE cookies. I have the hips to prove it too.

[panda]

panda bears

this is going too far

[daniel]

well at least he didnt say that he hated daniels, because if he did, then THAT would be taking it too far

[Gimp Skool]

well at least he didnt say that he hated daniels, because if he did, then THAT would be taking it too far

I don't hate daniels, but I do hate you. Go figure.

[george]

you hate porn!?