Manliest things youve ever heard, seen, ect.

**k.mitch** · 10-10-2009 12:08 PM

**CtrlAlt1337** · 10-10-2009 01:13 PM

huh... O_o

**TheFuzz** · 10-10-2009 01:16 PM

you're fcukin weird dude

**CRASS** · 10-10-2009 03:40 PM

lol!! no sh!t!!!

wackjob.

in anycase, i cant help but be the most manly motherfuker i can all the time, everyday.

**transitioned** · 10-10-2009 04:06 PM

My father-in-law and I were talking about his experiences in the army...After a while after remembering multiple deadly episodes and bloody war stories he goes "Those were the days..." ending the conversion with a sigh and a longing look in his eyes.

####### STONE COLD BASTARD RAMBO S.HIT!

I laughed so hard I couldn't stop...He goes "What?". You had to be there. The context, the timing, his look. So funny. It remembered me of all the "Chuck Norris Facts"-type jokes. I still tease him about it to this date. Especially funny since he's a really friendly, gentle and feeble looking man.

**carvinconcrete** · 10-10-2009 05:05 PM

I once did a triple back flip primo flattop slam dunk high five aerial over mount everest. In 2.3 milliseconds.

**MikeTheBoss** · 10-10-2009 08:06 PM

I went to upstate New York to go hunting with close friends. I shot a bear in the abdomen twice probably 30-40 yards away and the thing starting running at me and my friends. I took my shotgun and ####### slammed the butt against his face so.#######.hard. and he died right there. Ive had some psychological issues because of that day in regards I felt like that bear should of killed me and didn't. I feel pretty lucky.

**NC longboarder** · 10-10-2009 08:14 PM

zombie land!

**J Bone** · 10-10-2009 11:42 PM

boners are manly

**transitioned** · 10-11-2009 04:07 AM

You guys ever read this? Funny ####.

**ntthrepo** · 10-11-2009 05:51 AM

this one time a shark gave me a bj

**jizmnky** · 10-11-2009 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by ntthrepo

this one time a shark gave me a bj

Wooooo!!!!!!

i fondled a whales blowhole....

**Cann0n** · 10-11-2009 08:54 PM

Highest possible score on Sonic the Hedgehog 3.

Done on a 16-bit Sega Genesis.

No autographs please.

**KookaSaurus** · 10-11-2009 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by jizmnky

Wooooo!!!!!!

i fondled a whales blowhole....

well i had a threesome with a pair of mermaid twins....beat that

**jizmnky** · 10-11-2009 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by KookaSaurus

well i had a threesome with a female unicorn and a mermaid....beat that

ok mermaid, i can give you that, pretty manly.... but the female unicorn... did she fondle your blowhole with her horn in candy mountain?

**KookaSaurus** · 10-11-2009 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by jizmnky

ok mermaid, i can give you that, pretty manly.... but the female unicorn... did she fondle your blowhole with her horn in candy mountain?

dammit i couldnt change it in time. oh well, im too tired to give a shiite anyways

**jizmnky** · 10-12-2009 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by KookaSaurus

well i had a threesome with a pair of mermaid twins....beat that

did they love you up and turn you into a horny toad?

**wake** · 10-12-2009 12:15 AM

a year ago i was hit by a '00 ford f250 going 30 mph and walked away with no injuries except a bad bruise on my side... it was basically a convertible after i got through with it. i still don't know how i even survived it

**pennypusher** · 10-12-2009 09:23 AM

most manly thing i heard recently was my lesbian neighbor say...i dont understand why men want to mess with a womens butt when there is a perfectly beautiful ###### sitting right there .

**HerBDerb** · 10-12-2009 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by loadedfisherman

most manly thing i heard recently was my lesbian neighbor say...i dont understand why men want to mess with a womens butt when there is a perfectly beautiful ###### sitting right there .

She's obviously never stuck it in someones butt.