Tabasco+Inhaler= Flu Feels Better!

**Terrorsathan** · 10-23-2009 12:12 PM

So I am knocked the F-CK down with the flu. I've been off work since Wed. Fever, aches, everything.

I just got this new script inhaler from the doc then came home and made a bowl of spicy spicy chicken rice soup and I"m feelin a good bit better. I should've done this 2 days ago.

I know some others around here got this damn flu bug. What have you been doing to feel better? And how long were you down and out for?

**jsweriduk** · 10-23-2009 12:21 PM

Last year I got both flu vaccines for both strains of the flu. 2 weeks later, I end up with both strains. For the first two days I couldn't eat a thing or I'd throw it up. Then I decided to smoke some herb. Best decision of my life. Not only was I able to eat, but my flu symptoms were gone. I woulda gone to school if I wasn't worried about gettin caught smoking for the second time.

**pennypusher** · 10-23-2009 12:45 PM

2 tbsp wasabi mustard or in a bowl of soup will open your head right up.

**GravityRider15** · 10-23-2009 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by jsweriduk

Last year I got both flu vaccines for both strains of the flu. 2 weeks later, I end up with both strains. For the first two days I couldn't eat a thing or I'd throw it up. Then I decided to smoke some herb. Best decision of my life. Not only was I able to eat, but my flu symptoms were gone. I woulda gone to school if I wasn't worried about gettin caught smoking for the second time.

hmmmm...I wonder why smoking kept you from throwing up. I know when people are sick from Chemo, weed sometimes can help keep the stomach settled.

**Hanael** · 10-23-2009 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by loadedfisherman

2 tbsp wasabi mustard or in a bowl of soup will open your head right up.

snorting wasabi powder will also work.

**Wolfin** · 10-23-2009 02:42 PM

I don't get the flu much anymore (jinxed it), but I usually drink hot chai tea and eat kimchi or some other spicy food. I despise the feeling of stuffy sinuses.

**rube7558** · 10-23-2009 03:51 PM

if you spray the inhaler too many times in a row you get really high and you get the sensation of pooping yourself.

**Pleinair** · 10-24-2009 01:17 AM

I stay up until 2 doing homework everyday, a good 4-5 people are sick in every class I have, I have football practice in the cold from 3:00-7:30, and I still haven't gotten sick.

My immune system is obviously perfect.

**Wolfin** · 10-24-2009 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by Pleinair

I stay up until 2 doing homework everyday, a good 4-5 people are sick in every class I have, I have football practice in the cold from 3:00-7:30, and I still haven't gotten sick.

My immune system is obviously perfect.

Obviously. Or there's not enough swine flu floating around.