Re: Should I be proud or ashamed?

Originally Posted by
NJ Joe
Go to wherever she strips, and tip her with one of the following:
If you hate her, tip her with ones that have her love letters/messages to you stapled to them
If you still like her, tip her with ones and brag to the guys that you used to tap it before she became a stripper
I would go for option A

Strippin' is a game and you won't keep her respect if you tip her. That's the fast track to just being another mark.
Here's a revised way to get the same message across with proper pimp style:
1. If you hate her, tip her with counterfeit bills and anonymously report her for money laundering.
2. If you like her: just watch, chat with her on breaks, make fun of the suckas, and make sure she gets home safe.
3. If you really like her--get her the hell out of there dumbass.
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