Slutty Halloween Costume Ideas...

[frankie18]

^ Virgin

Slayer. 8)

[mehbear!]

be a garbage man. that'd make me hot..

[EmptiMind]

be a garbage man. that'd make me hot..

Gets me thinking UPS chick... Nothing I like seeing more than a hot girl delivering my package...

[spoctopus]

if you really wanna piss him off
go naked, thats like the sluttiest possible

[mehbear!]

[QUOTE=EmptiMind;1297810284]Gets me thinking UPS chick... Nothing I like seeing more than a hot girl delivering my package...[/QUOTE

when she comes have your sausage in a box. then say you've got a package for HER. she opens up, and WHAMO!

[frankie18]

ahh your package...i see what you did there.

10lolinuendosarefunnies

[jsweriduk]

Be a serial killer in a trench coat. Wear nothing under the trench coat.

[Buddywolfe]

Is it hard to be slutty in a parka?

I cant even imagine how cold girls must get up there. Today was our first cold day of the year. Last week it was in the 90*' and now the forecast says 59*.

[loserplayer]

when she comes have your sausage in a box. then say you've got a package for HER. she opens up, and WHAMO!

YouTube - Saturday Night Live - Dick In A Box

[dozerdoggie]

I'm gonna be honest, I hate slutty Halloween costumes. It just bums me out. You don't have to be slutty to be attractive.

/feminist rant

but you need to be slutty to be a slut

[whatsisname6]

but you need to be slutty to be a slut

And that's why you have 101 rep hahahaha

[CRASS]

just give out blowjobs instead of candy...

"She gives blowjobs, she gives blowjobs

She gets me up, she never lets me down

She gives blowjobs, blowjobs

She'll go down on every guy in town"

[ericspants]

i'd like to see chicks wear... Nothing... Or semen... Either one is pretty slutty.

hahahahahaha

[Skinart]

just give out blowjobs instead of candy...

"She gives blowjobs, she gives blowjobs

She gets me up, she never lets me down

She gives blowjobs, blowjobs

She'll go down on every guy in town"

I think you just inspired me to invent the sluttiest Halloween costume ever. The walking glory hole. You make a harness to hold a
square of sheetrock, or a cut-down metal panel from a bathroom stall. The harness holds it in front of your face. Then you cut a hole
in an appropriate location, and strap on some kneepads.

The best/worst part--it isn't gender specific. Anyone wearing it is a bona-fide slut.

I feel dirty now. Anyone have a good mental hygiene detergent? Preferably something with pumice for scouring.

[CRASS]

we actually made one of those outta a cardboard box a month or two ago.. unfortunately it got thrown out before halloween.

[srq_jeeves]

we actually made one of those outta a cardboard box a month or two ago.. unfortunately it got thrown out before halloween.

I'll bet there were some resiliency issues...

[CRASS]

didnt help that the hole was better suited for a midget...

[goofy-foot]

Hi, SSG!

What did you finally choose? Did you have success?

Photos!!!!!

Your Halloween Photo Thread was a tradition!

[BottomShark]

this thread is useless without photos.

[UltyHuck13]

modest is hottest.