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Re: Slutty Halloween Costume Ideas...
if you really wanna piss him off
go naked, thats like the sluttiest possible
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[PurrCrabs] 12:27 am: my dog is laying below me
[PurrCrabs] 12:27 am: showing me his wang
[PurrCrabs] 12:29 am: gotta jerk it
#[PurrCrabs] 2:16 am: I'm normally a walking boner
Be a serial killer in a trench coat. Wear nothing under the trench coat.
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[PurrCrabs] 1:39 am: got it on my arms and hands and didn't know
[PurrCrabs] 1:39 am: jerked off
[PurrCrabs] 1:40 am: worst 2 weeks ever
I cant even imagine how cold girls must get up there. Today was our first cold day of the year. Last week it was in the 90*' and now the forecast says 59*.
What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze.
Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit.
Don't you worry your pretty stripped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.
And then we're gonna find our bestfriend Doug and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug.
Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug.
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we're shit out of luck..
I'm gonna be honest, I hate slutty Halloween costumes. It just bums me out. You don't have to be slutty to be attractive.
/feminist rant
but you need to be slutty to be a slut
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girls in leathers = hottttttttt.
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lol,your not realizing this is the fish...if k rimes ,mile high mark and bombsquad or anyone from tx says its good,then its good:lol:
if its imported from another country then its automatically good.
if dozer owns it and you cant find it anywhere then he bought them all and you will pay him a premium to get it.
ec knows everything and blix can ban you.
i'd like to see chicks wear... Nothing... Or semen... Either one is pretty slutty.
hahahahahaha
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We took this trip to Garden Grove
It smelt like Lou Dog inside the Van
This aint no funky Reggae party five dollars at the door
It gets so real sometimes who wrote my rhymes
I got the microwave got the VCR got the Duece Duece in the trunk of my car
If you only knew all the love that i found
IT'S HARD TO KEEP MY SOUL ON THE GROUND!
I think you just inspired me to invent the sluttiest Halloween costume ever. The walking glory hole. You make a harness to hold a
square of sheetrock, or a cut-down metal panel from a bathroom stall. The harness holds it in front of your face. Then you cut a hole
in an appropriate location, and strap on some kneepads.
The best/worst part--it isn't gender specific. Anyone wearing it is a bona-fide slut.
I feel dirty now. Anyone have a good mental hygiene detergent? Preferably something with pumice for scouring.
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