Slutty Halloween Costume Ideas...

[suckyskatergirl]

Boys, what do you want to see a girl wear on halloween??!!!! Im lacking creativity and ideas and I need to make an ex jealous. Ideas... preeezzz?

[CtrlAlt1337]

Lady Gaga

[Snow]

Lady Gaga

This.

It works out because this way you wont even have to tuck in your penis.

[LaneMeyer]

What up Sucky, haven't seen you on here in a while. You gotta combine sexy with wicked. Like a sexy serial killer with a meat cleaver. Sexy undead zombie would work. I'm sure what ever you go as your ex will be kickin' himself behind your back.

[sterlingc]

just get creative and come up with something interesting, intelligence is way more attractive,

any dummy can throw on a stripped bikini and walk around telling everyone that they are a prisoner or a referee or something

they don't look like a referee , they just look like they are fishing for attention.

[msk]

Lady Gaga

Lady Godiva

[EmptiMind]

Gratuitous amounts of blood, white face paint and creative use of eyeshadow have always been a favorite for me. I do have a huge zombie fascination though.

This girl is a win.

[Frankyjobob]

Lady Godiva

This.
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[frankie18]

im not gonna help you hurt some guy...bros before femayoes. Bitch.

[Steez Police]

pah who cares if some guy gets jealous? Jealousy is bogus. If he doesn't have anything better to do at a social event than be jealous, then he can stew in his own petty emotions for all I care.

That being said, slutty halloween costumes are bogus too. I know what tits look like. On halloween, I want to see some ####### creativity. There are plenty of other opportunities to dress down, like lingerie parties and pimps/hos parties. Halloween only comes once a year.

[Cann0n]

I'd like to see chicks wear... nothing... Or semen... either one is pretty slutty.

[Petary791]

I'm gonna be honest, I hate slutty Halloween costumes. It just bums me out. You don't have to be slutty to be attractive.

/feminist rant

[wake]

i agree with petary

[whatsisname6]

Slutty nurse. OH WAIT

[srq_jeeves]

Dred-locks.

Calipso - Pirates

Cowboy Bebop... Faye Valentine - expensive(from what I saw), but DIYable.

Sexy Red Devil

The Fifth element girl. Leeloo. Either the white strap's thing, or the orange plastic stuff/thing.

Some kind of Mistress

Girl scout?


Maybe that'll help.

[WeekendxCarver]

Winner Faye Valentine rep for you

[Everett McCord]

Lady Gaga

you should be this with blood and all coming outta the stomach... haha

[Skinart]

Slutty isn't likely to achieve the result you are looking for. For proper devastation you merely need the appropriate accessory. In this case, a better dude
will work wonders--or a guy who seems better--and a total nonchalant attitude. Ideally, this nonchalant attitude will stem from how you and this
new guy click so magically it makes exes recede into nothingness--as if they never existed. In much the same way that you are no longer bothered by
the dog turd you stepped in last year.

The slutty "see what you're missing" gambit was old before women started shaving their armpits. It had the same effect then too--though the
screening process for STD's was more a visual check for rotting genitals than bloodwork. Either way, the anxiety was more of "I was with her?!!"
rather than "Gee...I how did I screw that up?"

[BergaLiden]

im not gonna help you hurt some guy...bros before femayoes. Bitch.

^ Virgin

[HerBDerb]

Go as a female Alex Delarge.
Kill old women with giant penis sculptures.