Strange personal terminology.

**Ol'star9** · 11-02-2009 02:32 PM

OK, am i the only one who uses strange phrases to describe certain things?
for example, when I'm hitting a hill, I judge the amount of flatland or area that is used to kill speed as run-off. If there's not enough run-off the result would be a crash into something hard.
Or, lean meaning the amount of weight i put into a carve.
It would be cool hearing other peoples little phrases used.
-happy carving

**LaneMeyer** · 11-02-2009 02:56 PM

When I butter my toast I like to say "hey look at this butter I am putting onto my toasted bread squares" or when I eat pie I like to say "Hey look at this tasty pie that I am putting into my belly" and lastly when I go skate I like to say "fuck all those midget porn stars who get all up in my bizness everytime I try to to smack my bitch up and down"

**msk** · 11-02-2009 10:11 PM

At work, we often refer to things that aren't done correctly as having a "High NQR Factor" (NQR = Not Quite Right).

Several years ago, I had a roommate who was an engineer at a local studio, and he had various terms for distortion. Smooth, warm distortion was "dirt", and harsh distortion was "grease". He'd always be telling guitarists things like their tone needed more dirt, and less grease...

**Cann0n** · 11-03-2009 09:11 AM

I say Tits instead of awesome, excellent, good, great, and everything in that nature.

I often refer to fluids as jooce.

**anatharc** · 11-03-2009 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by Cann0n

I often refer to fluids as jooce.

when i refer to fluids i generally say drank

**frankie18** · 11-03-2009 03:52 PM

i often put "yeah" at the end of questioning sentances...like, "we're supposed to meet here a 5:30 yeah?" or "this is that hill you were talking about yeah?".

I used to put -gasmic at teh end of excalamatory words to emphasize coolness..." that run was gnargasmic"

And i say "teh" in real life.

**thebassman** · 11-03-2009 04:44 PM

I find it hilarious to say "lol" in real life. Pronounced "Lawl"

**Cann0n** · 11-03-2009 06:41 PM

I saw "Oh Man" and "I tell you what" more times a day than anything else...

**carvinconcrete** · 11-03-2009 07:03 PM

I always say "oh shooooot" when something good, bad, awesome, weird, etc. happens.

But you have to have the right tone. I can't do that over the internet

**Dr_ugmonet** · 11-04-2009 12:24 AM

my mom gets a kick out of me saying, 'yeah right?'

'that hill was sweet'
"yeah, right?"

back in denver my friends and i had a scale used to dictate how gnar a hill was. 1-10...a little bunny hill might have a gnar factor of 1, while a mountain road would be a full gnar factor 10. when we bomb hills, i 'go make that hill my bitch'.

super smooth roads get described as 'glass'. first time i said that out here, people thought i was talking about meth. yikes...

the boards are called sticks (same with swishers).

theres probably more, those are just the ones that come to my mind quickly. i probably have a bunch more that just seem normal to me, but are really super out there

**Cann0n** · 11-04-2009 05:57 PM

Ya'll know that cowboy duel music you hear when you see the tumble weed blow by?

Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooooooo...

Waaaa Wee waaaaaaaaa!

That's my call with all my friends back home. That's how we found each other in public places...