Advice for my tool of a friend

[BassChase]

Heres the situation:

My friend, lets call him Bill, has been dating this girl, lets call her Sally, for 11 months. Keep in mind this is a high school relationship, so I'm quite impressed by the length of the relationship.

Heres the problem. He is her bitch. SO BAD. Before they started dating, he would talk about whatever he wanted. They are literally always together and she doesnt allow him to talk about anything mildly inappropriate. She always talks about Jesus, marriage and Twilight. He used to dress like a normal dude, but now he wears 'scene' clothes because she told him too. Bill's jeans are so tight I am worried they are going to cause circulation problems.

Last week things got so much worse. Sally decided she had a problem with his natural butt hair. He isnt even an overly hairy guy. Anyway, she forced him to get his entire butt waxed. He went through with it.

All of this wouldnt be that bad if she was majorly putting out or something, but she isnt. After 11 months (he has been eating her for about 5 months), she refuses to blow him.

Seriously. wtf. What do I say to my friend. Every time I tell him hes being used he just tells me he loves her. I respect that, but I miss the cool guy he used to be.

Please help!

[R]

Heres the situation:

My friend, lets call him Bill, has been dating this girl, lets call her Sally, for 11 months. Keep in mind this is a high school relationship, so I'm quite impressed by the length of the relationship.

Heres the problem. He is her bitch. SO BAD. Before they started dating, he would talk about whatever he wanted. They are literally always together and she doesnt allow him to talk about anything mildly inappropriate. She always talks about Jesus, marriage and Twilight. He used to dress like a normal dude, but now he wears 'scene' clothes because she told him too. Bill's jeans are so tight I am worried they are going to cause circulation problems.

Last week things got so much worse. Sally decided she had a problem with his natural butt hair. He isnt even an overly hairy guy. Anyway, she forced him to get his entire butt waxed. He went through with it.

All of this wouldnt be that bad if she was majorly putting out or something, but she isnt. After 11 months (he has been eating her for about 5 months), she refuses to blow him.

Seriously. wtf. What do I say to my friend. Every time I tell him hes being used he just tells me he loves her. I respect that, but I miss the cool guy he used to be.

Please help!

Have a "talk" with the girlfriend.

[CRASS]

native american roots!!

SLAPAHO TRIBE!!!!!!!

[Wolfin]

Seriously. wtf. What do I say to my friend. Every time I tell him hes being used he just tells me he loves her. I respect that, but I miss the cool guy he used to be.

So him getting a girlfriend changed the person he was? Or are you just being selfish and saying that 'cause you don't see him as much anymore?

I think if he's happy the way he is, then leave him be. Obviously you don't want to be around his girlfriend, so he'll have to choose between her and you. And you have no possibility of putting out for him, right?

[jsweriduk]

Tell him to pick up a Bible, then proceed to smack her with it. Tell her, "there is more where that came from if you don't get on your knees right now and blow me."

On a serious note, don't ditch your friend because of his girlfriend. Start being really clingy with the two when they are together, don't give them any alone time, or at least as little as possible. Hang out with her, and get on her nerves, but keep your cool, and put up with her bitching. Hopefully she will make him choose between you and her after a while. He will want to choose you. If he says I can't hang out with you anymore, smack some sense into him. Tell him you did it because he is your friend, and he will come to accept that, and he will be grateful. You gotta take back control over your friend. He is your friend, not some yank's waxed asset. Bros > Hos. You gotta look out for your buddy

I know some guy who had a girl like that. She did put out, but that was the only difference. He became a complete pussy, and when he got the balls to break up with her, he became a whole new person. It is hopeless to talk sense into a girl like that.

[AFTT]

^^^This^^^

And remind him that he is a tool.

[CRASS]

Tell him to pick up a Bible, then proceed to smack her with it. Tell her, "there is more where that came from if you don't get on your knees right now and blow me."

You just won some +rep, amigo.

bass chace, so... youre the badass outta the pair of you two? and.. you like pokemon? im getting mixed signals here.

in anycase, just sit yer bro down with a few other of yer close buds as well, dont give em an intervention but just tell em how ya feel about it over a few brews or somethin and see what he says about it all. it might resolve up.

i sometimes with the highskool girl i had was only like, 11 months. it ended up lasting 5 years then she dumped my ass and began to homie hop my boys and turn em on me. thank you so much for paying me back for busting my ass the whole time, let you live for free after your friend raped you and helped you thru DUIs and the like. ####.

sorry for the rant. :P

time for beer

[Cann0n]

Keep in mind this is a high school relationship

Tell him to get over it.

Stop bringing high school drama bullshit to Silverfish.

This sort of thing only belongs in Relationship problems... ANYTHING GOES!

/thread

[Jailbot]

Set her bible collection on fire and kill your friend.

[srq_jeeves]

Tell him his father thinks he's being a dump truck, and that he's wasting the best chance he'll ever have of fooling around with multiple random girls.


He's an idiot for changing himself for her. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like he'll see it until it's too late.

[spoctopus]

use 12 mana points and cast a bewitching spell. LOL DUH

[LaneMeyer]

There really aint no cure for being pu$$y whipped. I think we've all probably been there at least once in our lives. You just gotta hit some kind of rock bottom and figure that #### out for yourself. On the other hand just hook him up with an even hotter, cooler chick. He'll forget all about his old lady...

[TheFuzz]

he's gonna have to get sick of it himself. Sounds like that vag has wrapped itself around his throat. You are just gonna cause a lot of problems by confronting him. Just invite him to EVERYTHING. Show him how much fun it is to be single and young and having fcuk tons of crazysh1t going on instead of talking about the color pink, clothing combinations, and other pointless bullshit. He'll come around eventually. Trying to make him is just gonna cause friction between you two guys.

[frankie18]

ive been on both sides of this. If you friend is smart, he will respect you and thank you (eventually, may punch you first) after you tell him whats happened to him. God speed little sheebah.

[thebassman]

Yo.

Matt spermbank.

[a_speck_of_dust]

sleep with his girlfriend

[Rabid Skunk]

Giv'er the boot if she don't lick ass and suck dick.

[spoctopus]

Giv'er the boot if she don't lick ass and suck dick.

^^ amen to that

[smallss]

tell Bill he's being a Sally.