egg salad dilema

**Whereisnumnum** · 11-07-2009 07:38 PM

i really love egg salad but it gives me really bad gas

wat do i do?

**LaneMeyer** · 11-07-2009 07:56 PM

Try the eggless egg salad at Trader Joe's. FTW!

**Whereisnumnum** · 11-07-2009 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by LaneMeyer

Try the eggless egg salad at Trader Joe's. FTW!

i have but it doesnt give the full "egg salad" experience
and beside that still gives me gas

**LaneMeyer** · 11-07-2009 08:13 PM

Make your own egg salad and cook the eggs with this.. Asafoetida - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Now stop making ridiculous threads.

**Whereisnumnum** · 11-07-2009 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by LaneMeyer

Make your own egg salad and cook the eggs with this.. Asafoetida - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Now stop making ridiculous threads.

i make my own egg salad everytime and i cold try it
i just make a batch w/ 6 egg so mabye next week

**Cann0n** · 11-07-2009 08:24 PM

We have fresh eggs here on the farm... I could go right now about get an egg that is still warm from dropping out of a chicken snatch.

**Whereisnumnum** · 11-07-2009 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by Cann0n

We have fresh eggs here on the farm... I could go right now about get an egg that is still warm from dropping out of a chicken snatch.

your lucky i have to buy all the expensive eggs

**spoctopus** · 11-07-2009 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Whereisnumnum

i really love egg salad but it gives me really bad gas

wat do i do?

kill yourself
/thread
/your account

**Whereisnumnum** · 11-07-2009 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by spoctopus

kill yourself
/thread
/your account

im sorry

you must be on your period right now

mabye you should stop bitching for awhile

mkay

**CRASS** · 11-08-2009 01:31 AM

beano? gas-x? i dunno.. shove one of those eggs in yer ass beforehand & plug it?

**Jerrdan** · 11-08-2009 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by Cann0n

We have fresh eggs here on the farm... I could go right now about get an egg that is still warm from dropping out of a chicken snatch.

Gross story. They poop, pee, and birth out of that same hole. One hole, man. One hole!

**mehbear!** · 11-08-2009 10:55 AM

numnum, silverfish isn't a forum for doctors that'll help you with your digestion and rectum problems so please, take this to WebMD and don't ask us here.

and no i'm not on my period. i am a man.

**Whereisnumnum** · 11-08-2009 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by Jayordan.b

Gross story. They poop, pee, and birth out of that same hole. One hole, man. One hole!

you ruined egg salad forever now

**jsweriduk** · 11-08-2009 11:22 AM

You spelt dilemma wrong. It's "D-I-L-E-M-M-A" not "D-I-L-E-M-A." And you shouldn't have to worry about bad gas because no girls will go near you anyways because you suck and have probably never heard of deodorant. Fart all you want because no girls will be around ever to be grossed out. And your mom is a fat hog so she probably farts all the time also, so she welcomes it probably.