Chopsticks vs Forks

**a_speck_of_dust** · 11-12-2009 08:23 PM

who would win in a world war?

**luftywaffles** · 11-12-2009 08:37 PM

i'm just gonna say that i think that chopsticks are wayyy more versatile than the spoon or fork, if you know how to use them....

**frankie18** · 11-12-2009 08:41 PM

palabra. That means word for you non-spanish-speaking fishies.

As in "word up to the above post".

**Braden343** · 11-12-2009 10:14 PM

Forks. rock.

**frankie18** · 11-12-2009 10:15 PM

you get two chopsticks though. Only one fork. Long thin twins > one pointy-stabby thing metal.

**FaceVsAsphalt** · 11-12-2009 10:16 PM

sporks mother****ers!

**Cann0n** · 11-13-2009 01:16 AM

I have a very nice Asian dinning set. Not the cheap plastic crap... Mines actually from South Korea and made out of a high quality metal. The case doesn't have a lick of Engrish on it.

Don't forget that spoons are still multicultural.

**samhell** · 11-13-2009 02:01 AM

Titanium Spork.
I win....

**TexasBomber** · 11-13-2009 04:11 AM

For me, bamboo chopsticks (Flex 1)

**frankie18** · 11-13-2009 07:56 AM

wut chopstick is best 4 sliding?

**Archy** · 11-13-2009 07:57 AM

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Snody tactical carbon fiber chopsticks.

**Cann0n** · 11-13-2009 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by Archy

YouTube- Shawties & Shanks..$$$$$..Sexy and Dangerous / Exotic Women and Knives...

Snody tactical carbon fiber chopsticks.

If she would gain about 70 pounds... she'd be my kinda chick.

**Archy** · 11-13-2009 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by Cann0n

If she would gain about 70 pounds... she'd be my kinda chick.

You're really in it to win it with the BBWs, huh?

**Cann0n** · 11-13-2009 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Archy

You're really in it to win it with the BBWs, huh?

Only if she uses a shovel to eat!

**Archy** · 11-13-2009 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by Cann0n

Only if she uses a shovel to eat!

She can eat this with her hands.

**Cann0n** · 11-13-2009 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by Archy

She can eat this with her hands.

That's probably cheaper than taking a fat chick out for 2 dinners....

**jsweriduk** · 11-13-2009 09:49 AM

Spoon + Fork + Knife =

The Sporf!

**Guts** · 11-13-2009 10:20 AM

**spoctopus** · 11-13-2009 12:29 PM

forks, what are chopsticks gonna do, poke you? ive sen many a fatality from the forks, they just keep stabbing you with there pointyness!

i mean, do you see a variation of a chopstick in battle? no. you see a MOTHER ###### TRIDENT BITCH! (variation of the fork)

**FaceVsAsphalt** · 11-13-2009 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by spoctopus

forks, what are chopsticks gonna do, poke you? ive sen many a fatality from the forks, they just keep stabbing you with there pointyness!

i mean, do you see a variation of a chopstick in battle? no. you see a MOTHER ###### TRIDENT BITCH! (variation of the fork)

A spear and a staff are like a chopstick and tridents suck anyhow. What are you Poseidon or something?