does anyone here know how to get cancer in the eyeballs?

**Colton** · 11-14-2009 12:33 AM

i've always wanted to wear an eyepatch and really the only logical reason to do so is if you're missing an eyeball or it's really fucked up looking due to acid or something. i think i want to have my eyeball removed because of cancer so how would i get cancer in the eyeballs?

does anyone here know how to get cancer in the eyeballs?

**crazyrabies** · 11-14-2009 12:42 AM

extreme bukkake is a known cause of said disease

**TM_Cruzer** · 11-14-2009 01:12 AM

I've heard that eye tobaco is good for that. It's like chaw, except you blink, and tear.

**spoctopus** · 11-14-2009 12:16 PM

why??

but if you REALLY want to loose an eyeball, im sure you have a knife

**chandler95** · 11-14-2009 12:55 PM

poor sum of dem urathane scrapz intew ur ayeballz.

**jsweriduk** · 11-14-2009 02:00 PM

Stare at the sun for hours
Wear asbestos contacts
Rat poison in the eye might do the trick

I would go with staring at the sun for hours

**boarderaholic** · 11-14-2009 02:15 PM

Get your self an STI like herpes. That'll make you go blind plenty fast.

**HerBDerb** · 11-14-2009 02:17 PM

Get contacts and wash them with Benzene?

**tinypete** · 11-14-2009 02:21 PM

You don't need cancer. Just this:

**bakersfield90** · 11-14-2009 04:21 PM

I think I just bought leathers previously owned by you, colton.

**Cann0n** · 11-14-2009 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by bakersfield90

I think I just bought leathers previously owned by you, colton.

If they have a 36 inch waist and semen stains in the crotch, they are mine.

If they have a 30 inch waist and poop stains, they are colton's.

If they have a 28 inch waist and semen stains on the butt crack, they are jman1365's

If they have a 32 inch waist and blood stains on the butt crack, they are mcgoon's.

**HerBDerb** · 11-14-2009 05:53 PM

If they have a 33 inch waist and semen stains in the crotch and butt crack, they are mine.

**Midway** · 11-15-2009 12:51 PM

I, uh. Wow. Thread derailed.
Fall on your face enough times and it'll pop out.
Find a really long staircase.
Don't make dinner so your husband beats you (again).

**Colton** · 11-15-2009 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Midway

I, uh. Wow. Thread derailed.
Fall on your face enough times and it'll pop out.
Find a really long staircase.
Don't make dinner so your husband beats you (again).

husband, oh please. your dad hasnt even proposed to me yet.