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    Ok, who's banged a hooker? Paid them, nailed them and left. Lots of people talk about hookers but who's really done it?

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    somebody has to, how else do you think they get paid?


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    food stamps don't buy condoms dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delta View Post
    food stamps don't buy condoms dude.
    Yeah, but tramp stamps say they aren't required



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    ^^ haha good one
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    WHAT THE ####?
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    FaceVsAsphalt
    Because if you dont shred the gnar, the gnar will shred you.

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    That's my favorite knot for hooking.



    I learned this hooking technique from my master baiter.

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    I've ridden a Hooker... One of the most aerodynamic bikes ever built:

    "Life is short, your boards don't have to be..."

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    i prefer the palomar, myself, skunk.

    these are my favirite competition hookers...

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    tj hooker

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASS View Post
    these are my favirite competition hookers...

    Which were made by the same guy who made the bike (Gary Hooker)
    "Life is short, your boards don't have to be..."

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    Haha!! Consider your question answered!!!!

    My answer however is no, i cant say i havent looked at the ads for them and seriously contemplated it.... never gone through with it though. DIRTY!!!!!!!!
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    yeah, its easier to get bent at the bar and pick up on something less questionable for a little nail & bail.
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    Never paid for one... however, did get free head from a couple... back in my shady days playing the drug game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cann0n View Post
    Never paid for one... however, did get free head from a couple... back in my shady days playing the drug game.
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    by public consensus, you sir, Cannon, win at answering.
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