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  1. 01-14-2012 11:26 AM #1
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    Question Sex while longboarding?

    Anybody have any luck with this? Any tips or tricks you could share with the uninitiated?

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  3. 01-14-2012 11:43 AM #2
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    Yeah, I do it all the time.

    Longboarding IS sex.
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    Double luge style. If you're feeling frisky, you can be on top skeleton-style, and do the steering.
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  5. 01-14-2012 11:55 AM #4
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    Pretty sure this thread already exists, I think it's called "sex on a longboard" though.

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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    Thanks for the input!
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    What's the best sexual position for sliding?
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    Quote Originally Posted by naked_surfer View Post
    What's the best sexual position for sliding?
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    These two are close to pulling it off:

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    Just a sec, let me get my camera........
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    doggy looks to be the best method
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    what sex position is teh most aero?
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    edited.

    this was a bad comment, especially if misunderstood. oops
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    i have and will continue to have sex in a wide variety of places, and on many different things.
    however i think that sex while longboarding would be pretty distracting.

    how about sex after longboarding

    or sex before and after longboarding
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    Quote Originally Posted by ravens11996 View Post
    what sex position is teh most aero?
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  16. 01-19-2012 06:07 AM #15
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    What about sex on a longboard after a not too sweaty, cooler day session in a chillin spot? Followed by more longboarding
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    Which lube is best for sliding?
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    KY Yours+Mine.

    Makes the wheels and the road feel good.
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    i wonder if KY IS a viable lube for bearings...
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    Default Re: Sex while longboarding?

    Too risky. Road rash where it hurts.
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