Epic Rap Battles of Silverfish

[Second Hand Stoke]

I like to rap, but i like to battle even more. So lets do this, but i want to impose a few quick rules before i start this off.
1: If your gonna battle somebody call them out by name, no ambiguous raps
2: Yes you can rap about yourself if you dont see anybody you wanna battle right away to start off a battle
3: Lets be respectful and stay away from anything hate related, i.e race, religion, creed, or blatant attacks on chosen sexuality, ect.
4: If you think something might be out of bounds to rap about, it probably is.
5: have fun and be creative.

This is for fun, lets keep it that way.

Im Second Hand Stoke yo
If you wanna battle lets go
I got this 406 Zef flow down to the T
But never raising my voice, im chill sipping on my herbal tea
Stoke is poes cool but dont mess with me
My beatings are abundant but never come for free
I implore you to step up to me, go ahead and cross this line
Like predator im gonna make me a trophy from your spine
Mount it on my wall with a plaque that reads "the world is mine"
My words flow easy like the Rhine
You cant step up to this i rule this court like Caesar
My only fault is im a people pleaser
Cant help cutting you down for others enjoyment
This verse carrying a slight sting like spearmint
Im gonna pull a Mortal Kombat and rip out your heart
Watch its last beats in my hand, ya i think thats a good start
After that im gonna remove your limbs one by one
Please dont cry, im just starting to have fun
Once your a stump im gonna punt your head through the field goal
Then pick it up and go for a bowl
Knocking down pins like Rip Van Winkle
Stand over the corpse and take a tinkle
Your messing with a Montanan now
Not some other out of starter cow
You think you can stand up to this then take a swing
I will be waiting in my corner of the ring

[GhengisChron]

i'm more a poetry man myself haha.

chill on my couch
lets match a bowl
i rolled a blunt
lets smoke it whole
you aint high?
thats bull
you just took two G's to the skull

[distractingphoenix]

Putting it in text is cheating... Why don't you set the parameter as "post a video of you rapping"? You know, like a real freestyle rap battle?

[Second Hand Stoke]

Putting it in text is cheating... Why don't you set the parameter as "post a video of you rapping"? You know, like a real freestyle rap battle?

Because not everybody as that ability but everybody can txt out a rap easily. Plus when you type it out you can but thought into it. why not just play along and have some fun.

[Jason Wacker]

I cant rap for ****! maybe ill start thinking of some good lyrics too post

[snowboardchamp]

I can't rap for ****, y'all know it
When I make up rhymes
they can take some time
So bitches be trippin
bananas be slippin
this rap sucks
refrigerator

[Kalgo]

I can't rap for ****, y'all know it
When I make up rhymes
they can take some time
So bitches be trippin
bananas be slippin
this rap sucks
refrigerator

Refrigerator: also the best five syllable word to end haiku's with.

[ohsogipper]

Okay you guys, I got this one. To no one in particular

I'm gipper(gipper)
ladies pullin' on my zipper
*Ice cream truck out of ******* no where*


well, sh!t
Maybe rapping isn't my thing.

[mrlongboardude]

I've got a procrastination problem that makes me so stressed,
Why am I on Silverfish, when I should be studying for my math test.
This probably sounds lame, my little rap inside your head,
But these are first world problems, so I guess Im still blessed.

I kind of have to pee, Im not gonna lie,
I apologize to PETA, for I just smacked a fly.
I know these raps aren't quality,
but if you truly want good music, check out Holst's Jupiter,
The Bringer of Jollity.
The bringer of Jollity.

[mrlongboardude]

Rapping is like skating.
Old people just love to do some hating.
They both capture the interest of many young lads,
They both create hypes and follow fads.
Both can be fun, and both can be gnarly,
yet the simple truth remains, neither can compare to Bob Marley.