^, <, v

[big_loaf]

^ nailed it - I'm hairy everywhere...like a goddamn wookie.

< can't decide between Tunnel Rocks and Alligators for his Retro Fish

v won't go down on chicks

^ - That's a damn lie!

< - Hates filling out passport forms. This #### is retarded.

v - Gives handjobs for crack.

[HerBDerb]

^ - Is my #1 customer.

< - Enjoys crack.

v - My #2 customer.

[TM_Cruzer]

^ Depends on if you're cute. And HerBDerb really means Her Bderb, and Bderb stands for something you own.
< Is somewhat depressed
V Doesn't like boobies.

[Dain Bramage]

^likes it when guys do THE tuck (see silence of the lambs/Clerks 2)lolz
<cares more about vag/bum than boobies
v likes it when </^/v does the tuck