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[big_loaf]

best thread EVARRRZZZ!!!!!

[leadfoot]

Welcome back to Leadfoot Manor.
Mwaaaahahaaaaaa.

Greeeeetings. I hope you are well.
I thought I might show you around my Operating theatre today.
This is where I disect and connect all of my curious creations. Mwahahaahaaaaaa.

One piece of apparatus that is essential to creating artifically stimulated life is this.
The Atomic Discombobulator.

It is powered by a fusion generator and the energy is metered through the power room.

Anyway, please be careful where you tread. Some of the floorboards are a little loose. We wouldnt want you to slip and lose a leg,........ would we???
......heheheh......

I also have a large collection of cloned heads in liquid filled jars.
One of the heads I have been talking to is jarhead Christopher Walken.
He has been nagging me to give him a new body.

So I asked him about Britney and he said he would love to dance like schoolgirl Britney, ......and he would also like to have some blinged-out claws.

So I was saving this lobster for dinner, but maybe I can use a couple of DNA strings to help jarhead Walken get back on his feet.

So that is my next splicing. A combination Lobster + Britney + Walken.
Sounds like my scariest monst..... ummmm, creation yet.
The preparations are under way.

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Mwahahahahaaaahaaaaaaaaa




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[leadfoot]

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[leadfoot]

Mwahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!
It's Alive !!!!

Behold....
Bling Bling Britney Lobstopher Walken




Shudder in fear of its freakish nature.
Mwahahahaahaaaaaa
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[bucksaw87]

wow dude...i'm speechless

[funkyphreakout]

Bathynomus Giganteus. Very real, it lives at the bottom of the sea and grows up to 18 inches in length. Yes those are compound eyes, and yes it is a cousin of the pillbug. Be very afraid.

[leadfoot]

Whoooaaah!
That thing is friggin awesome funkyfreakout.
Id hate to meet that thing face to face !!! ........And those eyes are so strange and scary looking.
You are giving me some more crustacian inspiration........
Hmmmmmm.....

[grimble]

aaaaaaah the genius of a man trapped under a purple sky.
and again, i really laughed out loud!

anyone going to splice that big ugly monster into an aero helmeted downhiller that no one wants to pass?

[leadfoot]

aaaaaaah the genius of a man trapped under a purple sky.
and again, i really laughed out loud!

anyone going to splice that big ugly monster into an aero helmeted downhiller that no one wants to pass?

I think its essential.
I will look for all of the right bits and pieces.
Dont mind me guys, I will continue with my experiments and post my results when the creations are mature.

Havent heard from Sniffleless, I hope hes alright in that little plane.
Whatever happens I can always rebuild him.
Better.....Stronger.....Faster.....

[brainfartalerts]

May I suggest some genetic material to choose from........



Especially the two on the left....

[sniffleless]

Well alright! I can be the six million dollar poster.
nananana. nanana. nanana. another useless post made.
Maybe someone will make a doll of me with a hole thru my head too.
Maybe I could battle Bigfoot. OH to battle Bigfoot. Mano e Sasquatch!
I'd settle for a Yeti.
Maybe ride on the back of the Loche Ness Monster. I'll break ol' Nessie in no time.
If only........
Hey! maybe it'll improve my ollies too. POP!!! Gap ollies over the Grand Canyon
or maybe Snake River Canyon would be more realistic. Evil Kenievel Baby!

[bucksaw87]

what's the deal with 10 char?

btw this post is 45 chars

[leadfoot]

Well alright! I can be the six million dollar poster.
nananana. nanana. nanana. another useless post made.
Maybe someone will make a doll of me with a hole thru my head too.
Maybe I could battle Bigfoot. OH to battle Bigfoot. Mano e Sasquatch!

Bionic Bigfoot

[sniffleless]

That's what I'm talking about.
This is where I should insert the clip of Venture Brothers with the gay Bionic Man/Bigfoot love story.....but I'm lazy. It's out there....somewhere....and on DVD on my TV.


The zoo is on to me I think. I have had to assume a discuise. I have shaved off my beard that I have been wearing for like5 years and grown my hair out. A shaggy clean shaven sniffleless. No one will ever recognize me now. I may be able to slip off to Cincinnatti and steal a white tiger from thier zoo. A white tiger Britney could be sexy. Like a real life Olivia painting that you can shag. Or maybe a snow leapard or zebra? A Britney/zebra centaur. I'd ride that.

[worldwide]

Not "longbaording" Stan. But we are all going to get a FREE Skateboard!!! Woooo Hooooo!!!

best thread ever,

i havent clicked on it since the first page, but this is hilarious. ive only read 4 pages so far, and i should be doing school ####, but i will end up reading the rest sometime soon.

[Birdman87]

Im building an airplane out of recycled milk cartons and epoxy...
I will then fly to Australia and assist my good friend Leadfoot in his conquest of the most superior race.

WHOS WITH ME?!?!?!?

Sniffleless, i could use the help...

[leadfoot]

If anyone can fly to Australia, its Birdman.

Im getting my US connection to source another plane. It will be ready soon.

[HerBDerb]

I got some shampoo for those things, if you need it.
It cleared mine right up.

[big_loaf]

son of a bitch, that's one ugly ####### crab.


movie prop or something, right?







.........right?

[leadfoot]

son of a bitch, that's one ugly ####### crab.
movie prop or something, right?
.........right?

Close big_loaf.
In fact its the new OFFICIAL Silverfish Down Hill helmet....as modelled here.