free skateboards

[brainfartalerts]

Yes, it's true. Lawyers do have bigger crabs than regular folk.

[grimble]

great. all he needs is those silverfish shoes and he's kitted up for a good sesh.

can't you make it the head of some speed fiend in a tuck though? that's what i'd like to see. proper sinister (i'm shite at computer gubbins so do me a favour).

anyone know that dillinger song about crabs? it's quality.
"mickey mouse crab louse..."

[leadfoot]

can't you make it the head of some speed fiend in a tuck though? that's what i'd like to see. proper sinister

I'll find the right candidate and perform the surgery.

Speaking of Surgery.........
I had some success on the operating table last night.
.... As well as with my US connection for air transport.

Birdman, think you can fly this??



Its waiting for you at the airport. Bring Sniffleless, because Ive got someone here who wants to meet him -
"Zebranicus Centaurus Britanicus"
She's -a- very nice-a.



Anyway, if all things go to plan, you should be able to make it here in the next day or so.
The plane has an on board computer, so you can keep in touch while in flight.
l'll prepare the lab for visitors.
All the best.

-Doctor Leadfoot

[brainfartalerts]

I'll find the right candidate and perform the surgery.

Speaking of Surgery.........
I had some success on the operating table last night.
.... As well as with my US connection for air transport.

Birdman, think you can fly this??



Its waiting for you at the airport. Bring Sniffleless, because Ive got someone here who wants to meet him -
"Zebranicus Centaurus Britanicus"
She's -a- very nice-a.



Anyway, if all things go to plan, you should be able to make it here in the next day or so.
The plane has an on board computer, so you can keep in touch while in flight.
l'll prepare the lab for visitors.
All the best.

-Doctor Leadfoot

Good to see you re-introduced hair....

[Birdman87]

yeah, no sweat...
Sniffy, meet at 7:59,13 tonight.

dont be early!

[HerBDerb]

I'd hit it.

[brainfartalerts]

Give sniff his turn first HerB, after all, it's a gift from Dr. Leadfoot.

[sniffleless]

Hoo-Yeah! I'm ridin that. Bareback. ONce around the yard, if you know what I mean?

Do you know what I mean? I don't. Maybe someone could explain it to me. I'm an idiot after all.

[bucksaw87]

oh man...she's got hair...

[sniffleless]

All hail Dr Leadfoot!
Creator of dreams and facilitator of all our wicked fantasies. Mr Rorke has nuthin on you.

signed: your little Tattoo
sniffleless

The bio-engineered speed helmets are great. Protect in a crash and intimidate the crap out of other racers. The wiggling legs really freaks em out bad. It's easy to get in their heads when they are afraid that your helmet will get in their heads.
All hail the bio-dome! Master of the human race!
You can't squish this bug!

[leadfoot]

All hail Dr Leadfoot!
Creator of dreams and facilitator of all our wicked fantasies. Mr Rorke has nuthin on you.

signed: your little Tattoo
sniffleless

So are you ready to come and help me with some experiments Sniffleless?
Birdman is ready and waiting to fly you here.

Are you packed?

-Doctor Leadfoot.

[brainfartalerts]

......
Are you packed?

-Doctor Leadfoot.

You might want to be careful about asking if he is packed - he gets a little sensitvie.

[funkyphreakout]

The bio-engineered speed helmets are great. Protect in a crash and intimidate the crap out of other racers. The wiggling legs really freaks em out bad. It's easy to get in their heads when they are afraid that your helmet will get in their heads.
All hail the bio-dome! Master of the human race!
You can't squish this bug!

Yeah, but look what happened to him after he couldn't get it back off:

[leadfoot]

Heh heh.
Just a teething problem funkyphreakout.


Mwahahahaaaahaaaaa

[Birdman87]

Sniffeless, I waited at the airport for a whole 3 minutes last night!
I will give you one last chance to make the flight with me...
If not, have fun swimming

[sniffleless]

I was there. hanger 13. I'm redy to fly. Lets go. Where were you? I'm down. Let's do this thing. I'll go right now. Just swing by Bowman field and we're off. Off to the Island. Land of mythical creatures and beer.

[Birdman87]

I was there. hanger 13. I'm redy to fly. Lets go. Where were you? I'm down. Let's do this thing. I'll go right now. Just swing by Bowman field and we're off. Off to the Island. Land of mythical creatures and beer.

Terrible sorry chap, I coulda swore you said Hangar 31168.343456

To the Bird-Mobile!!!

[Birdman87]

2 Hours later (and a hernia from packing Sniffeless's "purse dog" into a seat)...




said purse dog being a full grown Rottweiler...

[sniffleless]

Well if I'm gonna have a dog purse, and I'm gona have a dog purse, it HAS to be a manly dog purse.

That's right! Rottweiler Dog Purse by Manly. Ask for it by name.
Don't get caught with no foofoo poodle dog purse. Get the manly dog purse by Manly. It's the only dog purse made just for men.
NOW BACK TO THE SHOW!

[leadfoot]

Mwahahahaaaaaa
So you finally decided to come and vist hmmmm?
Ive got you on my radar.




I'll see you in the next day or so.
Feel free to keep in contact.

-Doctor Leadfoot