free skateboards

[bean-a-reano]

An what does this have to do with longbaording?

If you don't know then you are missing out.

[Maxtreme307]

wait, free skatreboards. can i get teh uber j1m7?

[sniffleless]

Yes they are "giving" out free skateboards but they are Bam skateboards and you have to buy like a ton of crap you would never want in the first place to get it then answer a ton of questions about it.

Not so free or worth it.

Now a little know fact that you may not know about longboarding is this.....all the best longboarders have a secret and on threat to my life I'll let you all know what it is. Sex with Seamonkeys make you a better longboarder. That's right. THEY don't want you to know this but it's out of the bag now. Just a simple hummer from a seamonkey reguardless of gender and you'll be pulling pendelum slides like the pros. All the guys on Gravity's team? Orgies with seamonkeys once a month. The secret ingredient in Abec-11 wheels? Rendered seamonkeys. Surgio Yuppie? Once bathed in the blood of a whole South American civilization of Amazonian seamonkeys. It's true! This guy I met, He knew somebody that met someone on vacation in Brazil that met someone who was there. Come on that's like only six degrees of seperation...no more than seven. That's like gosple truth right there. That's as good as saying you knew somebody that was there when the aliens stapped the criminals to the volcano that got nuked and started the whole engram problem with our thetons.

[leadfoot]

True Dat,
Yeah my Seamonkey wife is Brazilian. She an Amazon Seamonkey Samba Queen.
I can tell you that it has made me such a top skater that I fear that if I truly showed you my skills, your eyes would burn out of their sockets.
Sergio Yuppie, HA!!! He is not even fit to lube my bearings.
Tony Hawk?? A mere beginner not even worthy of wiping my Smokey.

Bam Margera?? It was BAM that thought he could bribe the world with his signature deck eh?? Well just last week he flew to Australia to knock on my door and BEG me to let him TOUCH my signature model board.
I made him do the dishes and mow the lawn, and then used him as a footrest while I watched the Spice Girls Movie.

FREE THE SKATEBOARDS, VIVA THE REVOLUTION!!!

[Skinart]

Economy post? She was in the mail for 3 months or something?

Mine was freeze dried in a sachet. All I had to do was add the magic growth fluid to a bowl of water and empty the contents of the sachet in the water.
I love her so much, but Im a little upset. She looked nothing like her photo.

I fell for the same mail order bride. Same picture, I don't know what she looked like really because I saw 'Magic Growth Formula' and figure, to hell with her. If this works I don't need a mail-order bride to get laid.

Long story short...didn't work as planned. But the curlies are no longer short.

[leadfoot]

Long story short...didn't work as planned. But the curlies are no longer short.

Hahaha, typical. But a good use for the Magic Growth formula.
Here is the original Seamonkeys ad.
See how it says So eager to please, They can even be "Trained"
Well thats what attracted me, but alas, I soon found out, I was the one who was to be "Trained".
Ooops gotta go, shes coming.

[Skinart]

Seamonkeys...the only Mail-order brides that come with a pamphlet on Breeding. (Check the black box)

And umm...what pets don't you grow yourself? Well other than when you adopt adults of the species...Are there
people that hand off puppies to be raised by someone else? Where do I get that job?

[leadfoot]

Guess what guys... Today I got a Rolex online for only $500 Australian Dollery-doos.
There was this fantastic deal going in my junk mail folder, so I sent the money straight away. Its a bargain, those watches are worth thousands!
Im going to be able to tell the time in over twenty different countries (once I set the watch to their local time)

[Brodie]

Seamonkeys? SEAMONKEYS? what a fecking rip off they are!

I am in the process of suing the "Seamonkeys Corporation". why I hear you ask...

why? coz 1. they are not monkeys and 2. YOU CANNOT FCUKING SEE EM!!!

What a crock of shite.

[grimble]

i like the way daddy sea monkey's tail covers his place of shame!

[leadfoot]

Guess what fellows? Ive got a new job!!
(no, its not bumping this thread, thats my other job)
Im going to be working earning prizes or cash! .....Selling Grit !




Thats gonna be really good, because I need MONEY!
I have found this place that sells great stuff like X-ray Specs, which actually work!! Awesome!!! I'll be able to look through peoples (only girls) clothes!! And be completely inconspicuos because they look like normal sunglasses!

[sniffleless]

BASTAD! I was going to get that job. I wanted that hovercraft made from vacuum cleaner motors.


I got my free board today. Not the Bam-Scam board....
I got the board that was on the front page the other day. The one made from recycled boxes and other crap laying around Brian's shop. Total garbage and I can't wait to skate it. Now if only the rain and snow would stop and the city would stop burning and they'd stop salting the river and shutting down highways and runways and making people leave their homes and schools and jobs. (all of this happened today in louisville)

This town is crazy today. CRAZY!

[leadfoot]

I got my free board today. Not the Bam-Scam board....

The Bam Scam!!! I love it. Theres a song in there somewhere. Maybe Suzy Quatro??.

Is this that deck that was in the Build Comp? The clear one?
Youre a lucky man Sniffleless.

SEE??? You DID get a free skateboard!! ESP??? DESTINY???

[bean-a-reano]

I've been looking for a new connection to score some grit.

[leadfoot]

I've been looking for a new connection to score some grit.

Wooohooo! Customer number one !!!
Im gonna need another 142 customers before I can get myself this beauty.
Shes completely life like.
Honestly, Ive been scoring my inflatable dolls at the wrong place!!

[grimble]

amazing smooth vinyl 8)
''please rush...''



i rarely laugh out loud on this forum, but that information in the description is genius.





but wait. "photos shown are of live models and not the products offered"

is this a scam sonny jim?

[sniffleless]

Yes. It's the clear one from the build off. I set it up last night and bust a few ollies in the house on it. Very stiff and solid feeling. Hope to get to skate it for real this weekend.

Have you guys ever seen those lifelike sex dolls they make? Not blow up but like lifesize real dolls for doing the nasty. Kind of wierd. Almost as wierd as the blow up sheep sex dolls. I like to take my blow up sheep, Turn the lights down, Put on the Mac Lads and do what nature heads. Usually requires some rubber boots for that authentic in the field expierence.

"Hey Ewe! Satisfy your desires." T-shirts for sale! $20 or fresh California citrus fruit and avacadoes.

[leadfoot]

Seen those Dolls Sniffleless? yeah Ive seen em ....scary in so many ways.

is this a scam sonny jim?

Yeah Grimble its a scam alright. And from a comic book read by kids.
Its amazing they got away with this stuff. Seamonkeys started it. And a lot of this was aimed at prepubescent boys.
Hows this one.

[ocian]

wha...huh?

nudie gay glasses....

stickers....

of army men and girls?

wtf

I'm confused.
If they are naked men stickers then I want some to place randomly on public windows

[ocian]

which reminds me,


My roomate just got the final release for windows vista, business edition. He got it all booted up and we were looking at all the cool aero effects and changes.

He started up voice recognition software which allows you to control the computer with your voice. SO for 15 minutes he is tuning it in and opening and closing programs. Then he decides to use it to browse the web so he asks for an address. I tell him to goto meatspin.com. He spends another 10 minutes yelling at his computer because it couldn't understand him until he finally manages to have it browse to that site. So I'm sitting up stairs and all of a sudden I hear " AWWWWW GROSSSS WTF!!!!"

I havn't laughed so hard in a long time. He was working so hard just to end up seeing that