Hahaha, typical. But a good use for the Magic Growth formula.
Here is the original Seamonkeys ad.
See how it says So eager to please, They can even be "Trained"
Well thats what attracted me, but alas, I soon found out, I was the one who was to be "Trained".
Ooops gotta go, shes coming.
duuuuuuuuuuuudeee that chick's got like 15 boobies! *chuckle*
which reminds me,.......
I havn't laughed so hard in a long time. He was working so hard just to end up seeing that
Excellent joke.
One of the funniest things I've heard in a while.
When Win 95 first came out it was riddled with problems running incompatible .dll's which would cause it to blast out the "DONK!" sound then lock up forcing a reboot. Four of us sitting at a quad desk working on bringing up a contract management financial module were going through hell. Finally one of the controllers got up and said "Screw It! That thing sounds like it's telling me F#(&*! off everytime it crashes. I'm going to lunch."
While he was gone, I recorded a .wav file using a squirrely voice that said "F#(&*! YOU!!!! HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE" and installed it as the error sound on his machine, turned the volume down low then walked away.
An hour later everybody freaked out when they heard a loud crash followed by "GODDAMNITPEACEOFSHITF#(&*!INGCRAPASSPROGRAMSUCKSD ONKEYDICKUSELESSASSPIECEOFCRAPSCREWTHISSHITIMOUTOF HERE!"
Sokay though, he didn't break the PC and we didn't much like him anyway and I got a contract extension even after I told my buddy about it who happened to be his boss.
Would have been better if we could have figured out how to have a seamonkey with 15 boobs flick him off though.
I got a new job today. I'm going to be working at home stuffing envelopes for big bucks. That's right. No more having to get up and go to the office everyday. I'll just roll out of bed and start working when ever I feel like it. This is gonna be sweet.
Or maybe I should just join the Reserve or National Guard. One weekend a month and they pay for college. Thats' what the commercials say. One weekend a month. It's not like joining the real army. It's only one weekend a month like they say on the commercial on TV. It's not like they are going to send me to war. It's just the Reserve.
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Yeah, join the Army, you'll feel a new man every day!
I used to work in construction and have a forklift licence. When I joined the Australian Reserves they put me in charge of the forklift. But I didnt last long. I forgot to turn the engine off when I went to lunch.
I dont know why they were so worried, it was only a little bomb.
So then they said I had a new job as Head Concrete Cracker, and I was STOKED.
I didnt know it meant I would be cracking concrete with my head.
The sage, Longboard Buddha once said, "A tree spends 100% of its lifetime in a static environment and only after its reincarnation as a deck is it allowed to move at fast speeds...
when allowed, the wood will give thankless service if
allowed to flow."
No, sniff is busy putting them in envelopes. According to said sniff, yours should already be in the mail kai.
Just wait for the short lumpy package with the heartagram decorated used boxers and the tear stained leftover Christmas gift paper poking out of the corners.
No, sniff is busy putting them in envelopes. According to said sniff, yours should already be in the mail kai.
Just wait for the short lumpy package with the heartagram decorated used boxers and the tear stained leftover Christmas gift paper poking out of the corners.
Sweet, if anyone needs me I will be standing on the corner throwing myself in front of every fedex truck that drives by.
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The sage, Longboard Buddha once said, "A tree spends 100% of its lifetime in a static environment and only after its reincarnation as a deck is it allowed to move at fast speeds...
when allowed, the wood will give thankless service if
allowed to flow."
Just so you realize guys, in order for Sniffleless to get us these free Bam skateboards he had to sign a contract with MTV to allow them to film the new series of Viva La Bam at his house.
Heres some of the "fun" he can look forward to.
Once you make a deal with the devil it's pretty much all over. If I had known the toll the Bam-Scam was going to take on me I would... DANG IT! I should have known better. Then when I was ridng my Bam-Scam board at the skatepark some overweight kid in girlpants and eyeliner told me I was too old to skate and that I suck and don't deserve to own a board and so he took it and left me crying in a heep because he was right I do suck. BUT now the Bam-Scam curse has been transfered to the rude gender confused tubby kid. I am free.
No really, I suck.
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Hey guys!! Me and the little lady got some of them expensive glamour photos done the other day. They were great.
The day was free!! they made us up and everything, did our hair.
But then it cost us like 500 Dollery-doos for a single print. What a scam.
So we only got 4 copies.
Heres our photo from the Leadfoot family album.
Wow she does look like the sea monkey wife. Only with teased hair.
And Wow! The eighties never died down in the Oz did it? Now if it were me I would have gone for the Jeff Lyn whiteguy 'fro myself. E.L.O baby! Although I gots the beard so I'd just look like that painter guy of PBS. What's that dudes name? King of the langscape painting.
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Monkey in water?
See my great dissappointment
oh the brine shrimp burn
Sea monkeys are sad
Because they don't masturbate
or throw their own poo.
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There is no 'free skateboards' thread....
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