free skateboards

[Steez Police]

Joy Boys.

Yeah that's pretty much why I chose that combination haha ten points

[dragonfly67]

Damn. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "getting rolled up on". I wouldn't be scared though, I'd just poke a (tiny) stick between their wheels and make a clean getaway.

haha yesh, and if one did not have a tiny stick to hand there may still be hope one of those buses equipped with the rump trap door may rumble by...

i think there is a Wii stick joke to be had there too, just couldn't make it happen today..but, you know, something about returning fire..etc..

[Skinart]

[leadfoot]

"Something is moving my hearing protection!"

Hahahaaaaa, thats perfect.

Heres a healthy dose of stupidity for the day.

[leadfoot]

OK. So you think you know SF members?

Can you name these guys?

[sniffleless]

Wow. I recognize most the 'fishers there but can only recall the names of like few. I know I see bean-a-reano at the top and one that looks like gOAd blowing smoke.

[Blackmore]

hahaha vulgardisplay and circle
Edit: o theres more i didnt see, and puppy kicker

[Firefox777]

OK whats the deal with Discount Longboards they say to call or fax your name shipping info and email to win a free longboard

[sniffleless]

That's a good question. Someone has to try it I guess. They have alot of boards I've never seen or heard of. They say it's a promotion to get people to visit their site. I just did so I guess it's working.
Their contact info has them all over the place. Big selection yet seems kind of sketchy. Doesn't look skater owned that's for sure.

[WOMBAT!]

So here's my basement...

[sniffleless]

It's like watching someone skate in a bubble bath.

Sexy!

[leadfoot]

AY free skateboards. How goes it??

[WOMBAT!]

get your Commie on bitches



And watch out for Doug Henning

[sniffleless]

I was doing a little downhill this weekend. i didn't do so well. Is it because I turned my back on seamonkeys after discovering a lust for mermaids after my trip to Florida last year? I was all shakey and not comfortable on my board and fearful of falling. What have the mermaids done to me? Oh yes the lovin is great with those fishtailed beauties but is it worth the price? Even the free skateboards have stop coming. I guess the legends are true. Mermaids only lead you to your own demise. Oh but what a ride. Those fishy little girls are just so hot.

[grimble]

OK whats the deal with Discount Longboards they say to call or fax your name shipping info and email to win a free longboard

i'm sorry, what? i don't understand. free what? what skateboard? win what? what?

[leadfoot]

Sniff, how do you,...y'know... do it,..... with a mermaid?
On Futurama the mermaid girl said she emits the eggs,.... then the male comes in and fertilzes them. Sounds kinda kinky, but not much fun.

Oh yeah Grimble, they are free.
Check this awesome "pintail". Its pointy as ####.



"Pointybirds, a pointy pointy.
Anoint my head
anoiny noiny. "

[Dubester]

whoa whoa whoa, i Can get a FRee SKATEBOARD!?!?!? why havent i heard about this sooner!!!!!

[sniffleless]

Mermaids are actually mammals, like dolphins and whales. So unlike on Futurama, you just do it. It's wild when they wrap their tail around you. Although the other way, like mentioned in Futurama, I guess she could give you a hand. Although mating and reproduction is not the goal when a mermaid is having her way with you. If you're not careful it can end up being the one night stand from hell. They tend to get off on drowning you. They're kinky like that.

If you get the chance to hook up with a mermaid there are two important things to remember.
1. You got to be able to hold your breath for quite awhile. If you can sneak in a little air tank or air hose do it. You think getting held down after a big wipeout in surfing is bad. At least then you actully want to surface. Sex with mermaids is all about control.
2. Go freshwater. Freshwater mermaids might not be as colorful and exotic as the salties but they hold their looks longer. It's true. The salt water must be rough on their skin or something. Sure a young saltie is hot with that exotic oh so hot mmmmmmmmmm oh my god and then you just want to and you ummm. What was I talking about? Oh yeah. Salties. Sure they look hot but after a few years at sea they make the last call chick at worst dive bar you've ever wondered into look hot. No beer goggles work on a dried up saltie. I think that's why they get so bitter and mean. The Freshies just tend to stay all nice a tight and smooth. You can also bring them home and set them up in your tub with out worrying about salination and PH balancing.

The real problem with making it with mermaids is all the cold water and resulting shrinkage. And boy those dolphins love to rub it in. Those guys are hung like a horse and that's in the cold water. Sure works a number on a males ego. No dolphins in freshwater. That works in your favor in fresh water encounters. Your only competing with snapping turtles at that point.

[WOMBAT!]

I need to read your autobiography sniffleless

[HerBDerb]

No dolphins in freshwater. That works in your favor in fresh water encounters. Your only competing with snapping turtles at that point.

No dolphins in freshwater?
These guys might disagree.