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[timmysweatpants]

Tim!!! KEEP THAT GUY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!!!!
Too much magic growth formula !!!

Hey don't worry about it.. . . I've recently found out that this paticular sea creature doesn't seem to like too many girls... all that much.... if.... you know what I mean

[leadfoot]

Hey thats interesting. My wife is the same.
She doesnt go for girls either.

Tons of free stuff in this thread Sniffleless.
Dont apologise, the free stuff is hidden in the the body of the thread.
Im still giving away free* skateboards to anyone who wants one.




















free*- some conditions may apply

[bean-a-reano]

So you gonna gimee her myspace?

[leadfoot]

So you gonna gimee her myspace?

Yep, I've PMed you the address.
Both of her sisters are looking forward to meeting you mate.

[bean-a-reano]

Sweet, I see some of this going down.

[Bam Bam]

This thread really creeps me out!

[leadfoot]

This thread really creeps me out!

I have to admit Im feeling a bit of that Aphex Twin creepyness from the last few seamonkey chicks Bam Bam.
(and Im the one that posted them)



Quick.... somebody change the direction of this thread before it gets even freakier.

[Bam Bam]

I have to admit Im feeling a bit of that Aphex Twin creepyness from the last few seamonkey chicks Bam Bam.
(and Im the one that posted them)



Quick.... somebody change the direction of this thread before it gets even freakier.

Can Do Leadfoot...



This is a merino sheep -

The merino is the most numerous breed of sheep in the world. It is a breed prized for its wool, although more recently the low price of wool has led to more of an emphasis on carcass (meat) characteristics. Super fine merinos are regarded as having the finest and softest wool of any sheep. Poll merinos have no horns (or very small stubs), and horned merinos have long, spiral horns which grow close to the head.

Thankyou Wikipedia and your random article link.......


So what do we know about sheep?

[leadfoot]

Thankyou Wikipedia and your random article link.......


So what do we know about sheep?

I know that in my country there are probably those that would marry a sheep.

Hey I didnt know wikipedia had a random link.
Look what I got.

80s Hairdo rockers Ratt !!!

I Want a Woman is a song by glam metal pioneers Ratt. It is the second track on their fourth album Reach for the Sky and the first single released by Atlantic Records to promote the album. The song can also be found on their greatest hits album Ratt & Roll 81-91.
The song's somewhat derisive lyrical focus is directed at the materialistic, self-minded, and mostly teenaged groupies the band had encountered throughout the years in which they enjoyed chart success.
Paradoxically, the entirety of the video produced for the song features a seemingly endless stream of young groupies at a Ratt concert. Many within the fanbase of the group posit that this was yet another display of Ratt's infamously ironic sense of humor. Detractors, however, point to the band's decadent history as indicative of the song's hypocritical (and the band's underlyingly misogynistic) nature.

They were so desperate for a woman, they ended up lookin like a bunch of chicks !!

[sniffleless]

Funny you should bring up sheep. I have a sheep related project in the works right now. shhh. just you wait. The Shepard will lead the way for all you little Black Sheep.

Also speaking of sheep loving. Any of you ever listen to the Mac Lads? Particularly the song, "Sheep."

Ever seen the blow up sheep sex dolls? I've brought this up before but those things are hillarious.

Who is your favorite sheep? Mine may be Shawn from the Wallace and Gromit short "A Close Shave."

I also recall a scene with Roberto Beninni in "A Night on Earth." That was the best part where he is confessing to the priest about sleeping with sheep and mellons and the sound the one sheep made. " "behhh. Not "BAH" but "behhh." " Classic.

But you know Llamas have a better grade of wool than sheep and the llama stuff in the credits of Monty Pythons Search for the Holy Grail is classic. They have some good skits about llamas and skits about sheep. Great stuff.

HEY EWE! Satisfy your desires.
Sheep Fooker apparel coming soon.

[timmysweatpants]

If there's one more post in this entire forum about sheep and their fcucking antics I'm leaving forever

period

[sniffleless]

Here's how it's done.
You find a sheep that you find particularly "sweet".
You put on a pair of galoshes or any loose rubber boot.
You drop the hind legs of the sheep into the boots with you.
The sheep will do all the work.
You sit back and enjoy.

You still with us Timmy?

[leadfoot]

Ewe are being silly.
Baaaaaaa d Sniffleless,...... Baaaaaaaaad.

[Skinart]

Keep it up and I'll shank you.


On an interesting side note barely sheep related, recently my father made a shepherd pie.

He found it incredible that it took 16oz of butter. Then, as it was in the oven, he realized he
had been misreading the recipe. 16tbs. Thats a lot less butter.

Yes, it was very tasty. And very rich.

[bean-a-reano]

Here's how it's done.
You find a sheep that you find particularly "sweet".
You put on a pair of galoshes or any loose rubber boot.
You drop the hind legs of the sheep into the boots with you.
The sheep will do all the work.
You sit back and enjoy.

You still with us Timmy?

]


Thanks for the useful info. I always wondered ho wyou guys were able to stay "connected"

[grimble]

shepherds pie...hmm!

[leadfoot]

Yeah well,........ I feel sorry for the shepherd.

[grimble]

his shepherds pie would have lentils in it!
and, he'd have thrown it on the floor, stepped in it (whilst being shouted at), before serving it up.

[leadfoot]

Lentils, leftovers, and snow.

[grimble]

Rik looked scorched by that explosion!!