free skateboards

[sniffleless]

Im an idiot. delete this thread. don't waste your time with me. Beano just wipe this one out.
I am tired and fell for some spam like a dope. I even tried spreading the crap. i'm gonna go dope slap the crap out of myself and go to bed. sorry to tease you guys. hope you get some skating in. have a nice day

delete this thread already.
Boe? Bean? anybody?

[HerBDerb]

It's probably one of the things, where at the end you need to subscribe to like 5 magazines for the next 25years and apply for 20 credit cards, to get the "free" gift.

[aKrazyCripple]

once you complete a 10-15 minutes survey, you fill out a thing for a credit card/blockbuster/whatever and spend another 10-15 minutes, and you have to pay money to get the blockbuster or credit card thing one way or another. and then you get bills, and late bills, and now you are like dayum... i are dumb...

[sniffleless]

Yeah it aint so free.
I must be getting tired to fall for that.
Good thing I sent it all to my crap e-mail address.
Total scam. Sorry I bothered you guys with that.
If it's too good to be true it probably is.

Oh well. Off to bed.

[bean-a-reano]

Delete? This gem? No no, your mistake will be ondisply for all to see and scoff at.

[sniffleless]

yah. I deserve that.
Scoff away. really let me have it. make me afraid to ever log on again. please.

[Birdman87]

Can we make this a Sticky?

[leadfoot]

yah. I deserve that.
Scoff away. really let me have it. make me afraid to ever log on again. please.

I'll give ya a free skateboard Sniffleless.
Just PM me with your credit card details to prove you are over 18.

[sniffleless]

You got it. I'll include my social and my mom's maiden name.

Although I don't think I need to worry about getting free boards anymore. I'm gonna be loaded soon. I got this e-mail from this guy from Africa and we're gonna split his mad big enharatance when he gets it. I just had to flow him some cash to get the ball rollin'.
money money money.
And I'll be getting all the ladies once my male enhancement kicks in. The internets the best.
I might even get a boob-job in a bottle for the wife. Or maybe just meet one of the many hot horney girls looking for just sex. I talked to one on the phone last night for like an hour. What area code is 900? She sounded really into me and was turned on by skateboarding. She didn't even care that I haven't finished my online degree yet.

[leadfoot]

You got it. I'll include my social and my mom's maiden name.

Although I don't think I need to worry about getting free boards anymore. I'm gonna be loaded soon. I got this e-mail from this guy from Africa and we're gonna split his mad big enharatance when he gets it. I just had to flow him some cash to get the ball rollin'.
money money money.
And I'll be getting all the ladies once my male enhancement kicks in. The internets the best.
I might even get a boob-job in a bottle for the wife. Or maybe just meet one of the many hot horney girls looking for just sex. I talked to one on the phone last night for like an hour. What area code is 900? She sounded really into me and was turned on by skateboarding. She didn't even care that I haven't finished my online degree yet.

Yeah thanks for PMing me those details man.
Your free skateboard is due to leave the warehouse sometime soon.
(sometime as soon as we get some skateboards.....and a warehouse...)



.... man can I get that girls number too??, she sounds like she has pretty low standards, which is just what I need.
It wont cost more to ring her from Australia will it?
I thought 900 was an Australian area code anyway.

[sniffleless]

You know that girl was a bit TOO into me. She was a bit shy until I gave here my credit card number. We got another phone date this weekend. Maybe she'll agree to meet me. Hope the wife doesn't find out. She wasn't into me too much until she got my financial info either. But they say those Russian brides are worth every penny. Is that worth every penny they cost or take?

[leadfoot]

But they say those Russian brides are worth every penny. Is that worth every penny they cost or take?

Both I think.
You'll be right mate. Girls will be all over you once that money comes in from that nice African lawyer about your inheritance. Its fantastic that he found you. What are the odds of that?


However Ive got to say this. We have to put an end to mail order brides!!
It is cruel to put women in envelopes and post them halfway accross the world.

[grimble]

mine arrived in a jiffy bag.

i payed more for postage and packing.

[worldwide]

mine was delivered "economy"

[leadfoot]

mine was delivered "economy"

Economy post? She was in the mail for 3 months or something?

Mine was freeze dried in a sachet. All I had to do was add the magic growth fluid to a bowl of water and empty the contents of the sachet in the water.
I love her so much, but Im a little upset. She looked nothing like her photo.

[worldwide]

i dig the hat.

[sniffleless]

SEAMONKEYS!!!
You married a seamonkey?
That rocks! You are so lucky.
I tried to order some seamonkeys and they sent me brine shimp instead. What a gyp!
You ever try and make shrimp cocktail out of brine shrimp? It's bloody well near impossible. Don't taste good either. Yech!

[leadfoot]

SEAMONKEYS!!!
You married a seamonkey?
That rocks! You are so lucky.
I tried to order some seamonkeys and they sent me brine shimp instead. What a gyp!
You ever try and make shrimp cocktail out of brine shrimp? It's bloody well near impossible. Don't taste good either. Yech!

Yeah you have to use tweezers and a microscope to shell those little buggers.
I dont get why theyre called cocktails either. I once had about 50 of those things and I wasn't even tipsy.

[stanthenewguy]

An what does this have to do with longbaording?

[leadfoot]

An what does this have to do with longbaording?

Not "longbaording" Stan. But we are all going to get a FREE Skateboard!!! Woooo Hooooo!!!