If you lived life backwards..

**LadyK** · 03-17-2007 08:05 AM

A friend of mine posted this on Myspace..

This 'backwards life cycle' would be very good!

I think the life cycle is all backwards...

You should start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home and start feeling better each day.

You eventually get kicked out for being too healthy.

Then go and live off your pension for a few years - see the world!

Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

Then it's off to college to drink beer and party! Get ready for High
School!

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play.

You have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day,

and then,

you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

**rivers** · 03-17-2007 08:19 AM

Or the way I see it, life gets progresively worse. nothing to look forward to but childhood and having to be forced back inside you mother's uterus. I had a horrible childhood, and i dont even want to think about reverse birth.

Not only that, if life was backwards- you could never learn anything, instead you start of knowing loads of cool stuff, then forget it all until you reach a point whwere you cant even talk, or control your own bowels.

I life is fine the way it is. Ageing doesnt frighten me, and Im really looking forward to dying, answer that BIG QUESTION first hand.

**scabus maximus** · 03-17-2007 09:31 AM

Might be pretty cool to claw one's way out of the grave.

Hey, you corpses! Keep it down out there! I'm trying to get some sleep!

**bucksaw87** · 03-17-2007 10:10 AM

...would that mean that you longboarded fakie?

**brainfartalerts** · 03-17-2007 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by bucksaw87

...would that mean that you longboarded fakie?

Maybe not. But for sure your meals would taste like crap.

**peterwilliams** · 03-17-2007 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by brainfartalerts

Maybe not. But for sure your meals would taste like crap.

Hah!

**funkyphreakout** · 03-17-2007 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by rivers

Not only that, if life was backwards- you could never learn anything, instead you start of knowing loads of cool stuff, then forget it all until you reach a point whwere you cant even talk, or control your own bowels.

You're being optimistic about your old age. For all you know, forgetting everything and losing control of your bowels could very well be in the writing for you. Or me! Just saying.

I don't mind the thought of growing old... however it bugs me that I won't get to see what happens 100-200 years from now, since technology has been growing exponentially growing.