Happy 50 Gpymp

**WAX** · 03-17-2007 09:14 AM

Well, almost, but not quite 50..........Happy Birthday Gary...
and since nobody here wants to give you 43 birthday spankings we will start todays session with 43 5 foot cones!!!!!!

**Eddy Martinez** · 03-17-2007 10:45 AM

Gary,

Happy Birthday from Eddy and Revzack.

**gorillabiscuits** · 03-17-2007 11:00 AM

43 Years of straight pympin'!

**lettucefresh** · 03-17-2007 11:59 AM

happy birthday pymp.

**satori** · 03-17-2007 01:48 PM

hmm wax started 2 threads about this, he must be glad you're older for some reason... how old is the viking?

HAPPY B-DAY G!

**GPymp** · 03-17-2007 05:35 PM

...too funny. Thanks to Wax, Ted, Kip, Trey Cool and Devo I had a great day of pre-birthday sk8in'.

Thank you AGAIN for the congrats. Very kind and thoughtful!

(Its Sunday and I am only 43 WAX!!!!) I swear if he thought of bringin a wheel chair for me he would have.

**drew** · 03-17-2007 09:04 PM

Tell them you're 50 and they should get you 50 strippers.

**Anton Milioti** · 03-17-2007 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by drew

Tell them you're 50 and they should get you 50 strippers.

thats 50 times the gonorrhea!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy birthday Gpymp!!!!

**GPymp** · 03-21-2007 07:37 PM

My Cake. (just downloaded the pic from camera)

**satori** · 03-21-2007 07:48 PM

lol sry but eddy's new pic is hilarious. he doesn't look like he's enjoying the chunky chocolate?

**GPymp** · 03-21-2007 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by satori

lol sry but eddy's new pic is hilarious. he doesn't look like he's enjoying the chunky chocolate?

Thats chunky tuna

**TheFuzz** · 03-22-2007 12:01 AM

Gpymp is 50? Hot damn, somebody get this guy a beer

Happy Birfday bro

**karrot** · 03-22-2007 12:26 AM

haha i like your kake..... is it karrotkake?

**GPymp** · 03-22-2007 05:28 AM

I am not 50
No its not "karotcake"

"I told you about the feet"

**brainfartalerts** · 03-22-2007 06:10 AM

From the looks of the cake, someone has decided you're headed to Dr. Moron von Leadfoot's Island for your birthday Gary.....

**GPymp** · 03-22-2007 05:04 PM

Its my wifes' joke. We watch it once in awhile, as it is one of her favorites. If she is buggin me ..I just tell her "I told you about the feet." So she obviously got me the cake.

**Guts** · 03-23-2007 07:00 PM

Damn Gpymp gettin up there in age!! Almost time for you to get some hot blonde with big thingies when you're rollin around in your wheelchair. Many more Gary Big pimpin!!!

**GPymp** · 03-23-2007 07:21 PM

all of you are fantastic...and thank you

Best b-day so far ever!

**bucksaw87** · 03-23-2007 07:50 PM

dude happy birthday

**Directive0** · 03-23-2007 08:02 PM

hmmm how to put this in a D0 way...

Well, first off, you've always sorta creeped me out in a myspace predator, silver surfer, brainfartalerts way. But I guess you're an okay guy. You always liked making jokes about Pimps, Hookers, and you know basically anything involving selling sex for money. I never really got it...but you know, I laughed at it so nobody thought I was "sensitive" or anything like that. And even though I've yet to meet you we've talked in PM's as friends so I'm sure had we met we woulda totally got along. Still I'm not willing to totally take that chance, so I'm gonna keep you at arms length on this one.

Therefore: Happy Birthday Gpymp, but with restrictions. No touching below the belt!