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**Mile_High_Mark** · 03-20-2007 03:17 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/290562690.html

**tyler87** · 03-20-2007 03:28 PM

Hahahaha, crap mittens.

**D_Rezz** · 03-20-2007 03:34 PM

Haha that reminds me of a story. My friend is really squirmish about fecies. One day he had to take a stool sample. He went to the clinic and pooped in a cup, then contaminated his sample by vomiting in it!

**worldwide** · 03-20-2007 03:47 PM

its funny how as soon as you cross the border into the states all washrooms have those toilet seat covers...

anyways, id probably get fired from my job if it took me 45 minutes to ####

**Dizi** · 03-20-2007 05:13 PM

This guy stands no chance of ever getting laid.

**tyler87** · 03-20-2007 06:06 PM

I couldn't even imagine how he'd handle a rubber to make sure he "emerged unscathed".

**zaphod911** · 03-20-2007 07:28 PM

15 mins for all that? lies. it takes at least that to get out enough toilet paper at my college just to wipe!

**lankylongboarder** · 03-21-2007 11:04 AM

Does he use an entire roll of toilet paper in one shot?

**shapeshifter** · 03-21-2007 07:10 PM

this guy is all stuck on the repetitiousness and ritual due to ocd. a well thought out strategy would simplify matters and as a preventative measure for those occasional mishaps.

a small bottle of bleach would take him a long way and save a bunch of time killing bacteria instead of smearing it around ad infinitum.

no doubt this is one of those people that winds up walking around with a long tail of toilet paper that gets stuck in their clothing during one of these episodes.

hmmmm... i think i'll keep a small bottle on hand specifically for these hazmat situations.

**metothemax** · 03-21-2007 08:48 PM

dude this guy is a cop to he talks about putting away his badge and making sure the hancuffs on his belt are secure. for some reason the fact that he's a cop makes this funnier to me

**worldwide** · 03-21-2007 11:20 PM

yea eh, you would have time to break all kinds of laws while that guy takes a dump

**pithaya** · 03-21-2007 11:41 PM

Oh my god. That guy has some serious problems. Most restrooms Ive seen, especially in the US, are uber-clean. I bet he's never been to a really nasty restroom or used the great outdoors. He has some serious issues with his cleanliness. I would be ashamed of myself if I had to flush more than twice and use that much paper just for the enviromental impact. This sickens me. Be thankful you have those seat covers and remember that the body is made to handle bacteria. Nothing will happen to you.