Ahh, keep it in the bottle please.

[GPymp]

Now you kids dont try this at home or ah, the bar.


(10-03) 18:47 PDT Angleton, Texas (AP) --
Negligent homicide charges have been dropped against a former Lake Jackson woman who had been accused of killing her husband with a sherry enema that led to alcohol poisoning.

Court records show the charge against Tammy Jean Warner, 45, of Texas City, was dismissed Aug. 31 because of insufficient evidence, the Houston Chronicle reported in its online edition Wednesday.

Michael Warner, 58, died May 21, 2004. An autopsy showed he had been given an enema with enough sherry to have a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent, almost six times the legal limit of .08 percent in Texas.

Tammy Warner has told the newspaper that her husband was addicted to enemas and often used alcohol in them to get drunk.

[Mister Surly]

... was addicted to enemas and often used alcohol in them to get drunk.

wow ... just ... wow.

i bet a martini enema is uncomfortable, ya know,
given the whole toothpick and olive thing.

[fineout]

wow...i didnt know what an enema was..then i looked it up..wow

[melifont monk]

that is some messed up shyte right there.

[doxastic]

Hmmm...... How much is too much, ya think?

[iRIGHTi]

What we have here is a failure to progress past the Anal Stage of development. Mr. Warner apparently continues to obtain an inordinate amount of gratification from expelling his feces.[/Freud]

[xxguitarist]

same idea happened in CSI actually.
'cept, i think the enema had lsd or something along those lines, in it.

[Mister Surly]

...i think the enema had lsd or something along those lines, in it.

"Gimme the Tequila & LSD enema, and add a splash of Red Bull
while yer at it. Thanks buddy ... keep the change."

[Eddy Martinez]

"Gimme the Tequila & LSD enema, and add a splash of Red Bull
while yer at it. Thanks buddy ... keep the change."

Well that is what I am sayin. Dont Knock it till you try it. It is how we do it here in Texas


Eddy Texas Outlaw/ Team Pavel Flo

[Skinart]

Ha. This happens with surprising regularity...

At least this time it was with something not worth drinking...

[valskater]

What about the pleasure missed from the taste of alcohol, or the social aspect of drinking. It's not supposed to be in that end of the body till later.

[Michael Billings]

Val, you are forgetting about the social aspect of enemas.

[GPymp]

I got up this morning and read the news. Its not unlike any other morning before work. Turn on the laptop and go straight for the anal cavity stories. This morning was a pleasant surprise, this anus story didn't involve the indescretion of republicans...this time.

[therooster]

wow...i didnt know what an enema was..then i looked it up..wow

lolz
19 and don't know what an enema is?

[Skinart]

What about the pleasure missed from the taste of alcohol, or the social aspect of drinking. It's not supposed to be in that end of the body till later.

As for the pleasure of the taste, it was sherry. They covered that. Anything worth drinking, you could
do like a wine taster and have a sip--and spit into the bag.

Social aspect?

The social aspect is highly overstated. The social aspect is just marketing to get people in bars where the
alcohol costs much more. Real drinkers drink alone. But this was social use--between an man and his
wife. That enema didn't happen by itself.

Social drinking is just a pit-stop on the way to alcoholism.

If you put alcohol in that end of the body, more of it is absorbed into the blood stream than would through oral ingestion--and faster. So it takes less to get plowed.

[circle]

we shouldnt be making fun of someone who died.
they had a family and people who cared about them.
how would you feel if you died and your loved ones...who am i kidding?!

thats really funny/gross

[Eddy Martinez]

Do not let Marcos or Zak near your computer, when they are down for the weekend. Enemas Really. Your Amgo Eddy Texas Outlaws/Pavel Flow

[valskater]

As for the pleasure of the taste, it was sherry. They covered that. Anything worth drinking, you could do like a wine taster and have a sip--and spit into the bag.
Social aspect?

The social aspect is highly overstated. The social aspect is just marketing to get people in bars where the alcohol costs much more. Real drinkers drink
alone. But this was social use--between an man and his wife. That enema didn't
happen by itself.

Social drinking is just a pit-stop on the way to alcoholism.

If you put alcohol in that end of the body, more of it is absorbed into the blood stream than would through oral ingestion--and faster. So it takes less to get plowed.

So if I understand you correctly.... if you just stick the bottle of JD up your arse, do the hootchie dance it'll take less JD to get plowed and if you do it in the privacy of your own home you won't be considered an alki?
And if you enjoy the taste you can do like bathtub girl....
Thanks.

[lexx]

Val, you are forgetting about the social aspect of enemas.

I loled. high five.

[Ogre]

I loled. high five.

I've always thought sherry tasted like ****