Confession Thread

**bombhills114** · 10-24-2007 05:54 PM

^^ i bet you do.

**Colton** · 10-24-2007 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by bombhills114

^^ i bet you do.

He does... He just said...

**doxastic** · 10-24-2007 06:43 PM

-I'm one of the biggest dicks you'll ever encounter on the internet (except for the 'fish)

**Roysan** · 10-24-2007 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by dark blue chuckz

- god doesn't exist for me anymore. at least not the same one i grew up loving.

- the girl of my dreams still loves me. she just chose the other guy.

- i'm the only longboarder i know in real life, and that depresses me.

- once during vacation at a hawaii-like tropical island of the philippines,
i drunkenly made love to an outrageously hot girl on an exquisite, soft sandy beach under the moonlight.

- i later found out she was a distant cousin.

I am really sorry but if she really did love you she would have picked you...#### that bitch

**Birdman87** · 10-24-2007 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by doxastic

-I'm one of the biggest dicks you'll ever encounter on the internet (except for the 'fish)

well, I HAVE on of the biggest dicks you'll ever encounter... period

**Roysan** · 10-24-2007 06:54 PM

-I hate people who always think they are right they aren't, the world doesn't revolve around them...
-I hate women they are two faced and shallow, oh wait is that just people in general? ya

**doxastic** · 10-24-2007 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by Birdman87

well, I HAVE on of the biggest dicks you'll ever encounter... period

Buh dump bump ching!

**Guts** · 10-24-2007 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by Birdman87

well, I HAVE on of the biggest dicks you'll ever encounter... period

I will never encounter it!!!

**HerBDerb** · 10-24-2007 08:06 PM

- I walked in on my mom and step-dad having sex when I was 12.

- My eyes still burn.

**Rabid Skunk** · 10-24-2007 08:23 PM

Herbderb walking in on his mom and me when he was 12

**x sean** · 10-24-2007 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Rabid Skunk

Herbderb walking in on his mom and me when he was 12

Dece.

- Ecks

**suckyskatergirl** · 10-24-2007 08:28 PM

I really really really wish i had an ass. My ass is smaller then sherpas ass. and sherpa is my mini me.

**Birdman87** · 10-24-2007 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by suckyskatergirl

I really really really wish i had an ass. My ass is smaller then sherpas ass. and sherpa is my mini me.

mine is nice...

**Anton Milioti** · 10-24-2007 09:15 PM

i pooped my pants last year in spanish class. i had explosive diareah and it happen while i was sitting down so i shit all over my butt cheeks and i sat for another 2 periods in my own filth. when i pulled my pants down, it looked like baked beans spilt out of my boxers.

**worldridr768** · 10-24-2007 09:18 PM

thats hilarious, but it isnt believable.

**Anton Milioti** · 10-24-2007 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by worldridr768

thats hilarious, but it isnt believable.

actually happened dude, it sucked so bad. imagine sitting on a pile of warm chopped up beef and baked beans with creamed corn, then it seeps into your clothes and you just sit there for another hour and a half.

then it got all cold and started becoming like cold oatmeal, then it began growning a skin like cream of wheat does.

it was terrible to say the least

**big_loaf** · 10-24-2007 09:23 PM

-I had an accident with some construction grade deck adhesive at work at the beginning of the summer. I had to shave off the hair on my chest and stomach as a result.

-.....I continued to shave my chest and stomach because it felt good, made my muscles look more defined, and finally allowed me to get a tan on my front

**dark blue chuckz** · 10-24-2007 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by Roysan

I am really sorry but if she really did love you she would have picked you...#### that bitch

couldn't have said it better myself...

**worldridr768** · 10-24-2007 09:33 PM

lolz ton u r such a poopnugget

**Skinart** · 10-25-2007 12:19 AM

-I care more than I admit to myself.
-Selfishness and laziness are my best qualities.
-I judge you by the words you use.
-I've avoided relationships with women because they weren't my intellectual equal.
-I don't like people much, but crave positive social interaction.
-I lie by telling the truth.
-I take pride in knowing how to lie, cheat, and steal--and honor in knowing when to.
-I think the greatest trick is to convince someone only the weak do what you do.
-I'm afraid I'm who I think I am. I need other people to confirm I am not. But I can't believe them.
-I've been invited to 4 threesomes. Two of which were looking for a long term relationship.
-I don't share.
-I am bothered by fear of failure. I once lied about a panic attack because of a sense of impending failure. This may not sound like a lie, but it was.
-The panic attack happened the night before.
-I can't make a concrete plan beyond a few hours from now. And then, only for myself.
-Most people don't realize when I'm smiling.
-My first kiss was to a married woman I had just met that day.
-I'll stop being passive aggressive when it stops working.