Confession Thread

**ShaggyIan4** · 05-10-2009 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by gratefulguitarist

I bet you wouldent have a hydroponic grow set up in your bathroom now would you.

Quick how do i stop wilting

Prolly not the best confession to tell anyone, anytime, anywhere.

In any case, refer yourself to Marijuana Horticulture Medical Growers Bible.

**Archy** · 05-11-2009 06:55 AM

A few nights ago I had the happiest, least anxious or terrifying dream I've had in at least two years. I was gripping a board.

**carvinconcrete** · 05-11-2009 03:02 PM

my eyes are itching like thousands of tiny people are tickling them with the underfeathers of a peacock

last year me and my friends were being dumb and drawing with dandelions on our hands and arms. so later that day my hair got in my eyes, so i rubbed my eye. After that my eye started itching really bad so i kept on rubbing and rubbing my eye. The next day i woke up and my eye was huge, it was super swollen. so now with all these dandelions popping up its giving my really bad allergy things again.

long story short: im allergic to frickin tiny yellow dandelions

**BUboarder** · 05-11-2009 03:26 PM

i just made and ate a taco-meat and cheese quesadilla...topped it with sour cream...

since there wasn't enough sour cream left in the container to be useful for anything else,
i ate it with a spoon

i LOVE cold sour cream just by itself. is that bad?

**SpeedFiend** · 05-11-2009 03:39 PM

i think most of the people in my neighborhood would rather skate a street with cars than a serene trail through the woods, make me realize sliding is not even skating, its as foreign to me as doing a ollie

**pepperdro** · 05-11-2009 04:04 PM

I am supposed to have patience with the kids that work for me, but after 2 months of being in this shop, One of them still doesn't grasp the simplest concepts.... It's driving me absolutely bat sh!t crazy, and I don't know how to handle the kid....

He's like the last kid to cross the finish line at the special Olympics - SLOW!

**big_loaf** · 05-11-2009 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by pepperdro

I am supposed to have patience with the kids that work for me, but after 2 months of being in this shop, One of them still doesn't grasp the simplest concepts.... It's driving me absolutely bat sh!t crazy, and I don't know how to handle the kid....

He's like the last kid to cross the finish line at the special Olympics - SLOW!

It's an employers market right now, just fire his ass!

Related confession to the above suggestion:

- I still can't find a ####### job, and it's scaring me. I like spending money, and it bothers me to not have money to spend...

**pepperdro** · 05-11-2009 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by big_loaf

It's an employers market right now, just fire his ass!

Related confession to the above suggestion:

- I still can't find a ####### job, and it's scaring me. I like spending money, and it bothers me to not have money to spend...

AAAHHHH if only I could... I am in the military... Job security is one of the benefits...
Even though this kid is pretty much retarded like a rock trying to swim, I can't kick him out without months of paperwork and "counseling".

**bae go pa** · 05-11-2009 04:42 PM

I just got kicked out of a club this weekend for kissing my girlfriend.

wtf???

**DHBM** · 05-11-2009 05:16 PM

i have an addiction to q-tips

**Blackmore** · 05-11-2009 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by bae go pa

I just got kicked out of a club this weekend for kissing my girlfriend.

wtf???

like....chess club?

**nokeboarder** · 05-11-2009 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by bae go pa

I just got kicked out of a club this weekend for kissing my girlfriend.

wtf???

kissing as in a peck on the cheek? or kissing as in my tongue is so far down your throat i can taste your stomach acids ?

**dozerdoggie** · 05-11-2009 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by bae go pa

I just got kicked out of a club this weekend for kissing my girlfriend.

wtf???

What part of her body were you kissing????????????????

**DHBM** · 05-11-2009 06:19 PM

i took a politacal aptitude test and it told me that I am full blown communist.

That i don't believe democracy helps countries but rather tears them down, socially..

**whatsisname6** · 05-11-2009 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by downhillbomberman

i have an addiction to q-tips

You already told us all about that

Originally Posted by downhillbomberman

i took a politacal aptitude test and it told me that I am full blown communist.

That i don't believe democracy helps countries but rather tears them down, socially..

Where is this test?

**Ferrarimk13** · 05-11-2009 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by whatsisname6

Where is this test?

probably facebook....strait to the reliable source.

**rosewood thief** · 05-11-2009 08:58 PM

i hate babies...

**bae go pa** · 05-11-2009 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by dozerdoggie

What part of her body were you kissing????????????????

hahahahhaha

Originally Posted by nokeboarder

kissing as in a peck on the cheek? or kissing as in my tongue is so far down your throat i can taste your stomach acids ?

Haha not NEARLY as bad as the second, but it was more passionate than a peck on the cheek. The thing is we were in this lounge area just resting with no one else there. All of a sudden the bouncer rolls up on us and kicks us out.

**Scary_Music** · 05-11-2009 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Blackmore

like....chess club?

Quality post right here. I'd + rep, but I don't think I can hand out anything anyway.

Was it like a club static club or an actual club? If it's the former, I could see how that would be offensive...

**bae go pa** · 05-11-2009 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by Scary_Music

Quality post right here. I'd + rep, but I don't think I can hand out anything anyway.

Was it like a club static club or an actual club? If it's the former, I could see how that would be offensive...

The woman's cousin was in town, and she isn't 21, so we had to go to an 18+ club. No bueno dude.