Confession Thread

[P-FAT]

I broke my friends 4.5ft bong and blamed it on his cat..

[P-FAT]

I f'cked my old best friends older sister last year. She was 17, hot as hell, and a sl_t.

[doxastic]

-I have no memory of what my mom looks like and little idea of what she was like. It's all been burned away by time.

[Guts]

I like techno music.

[Li skaterdude]

- I recently broke up with my gf of 4.5 years, and the only reason i didnt break up with her years earlier was because i didn't want to hurt her.
- I am unable of getting stressed out about anthing. I have this mentality that everything will work out in the future because it has in the past.
- Sometimes I like to cuddle more then having sex.
- I think life is awesome and if i were to die tomorow i wold have very few regrets.
- I have a boner right now.
- One time i did yoga naked and liked it.
- I like to live in the moment and try not to care what other people think about me. (but i often find myself caring and its annoying)

[foreverstrife]

- I do not understand my own personality. I do not know how and why I think of the things I do.
- I wish it were possible to be completely 100% rational, without morals, faith, or emotion. I wish I were a robot (with lazer eyes).
- I find it extremely hard to see a higher power in the world, or even any sort of positive progression/direction. I'm nearly convinced that the world just operates on extremely simple principles of self-preservation, and everything just balances out in all the chaos, like how a market works in a capitalistic society. But, it wont get us anywhere, ever.
- Despite the last 2 statements, I consider myself a Christian, and I try to believe in God.
- I make very very racist remarks/jokes all the time. The only race I consider myself actually prejudice against, is my own. I chose not to go to UC Irvine just because of this.
- I do not find nature aesthetically beautiful.
- I devour my fingernails compulsively. If there is any white, I will chew it off. I also have a certain tooth I use as a nail file to smooth things out.

[Captain Matt]

well, I HAVE on of the biggest dicks you'll ever encounter... period

-mine is bigger than birds biggest

[slither9192]

I broke my friends 4.5ft bong and blamed it on his cat..

Breaking a bong over 4 ft is inevitable.

[Anton Milioti]

i cry during sex

[GorillaTactics]

sometimes I let stress about work affect my relationships with people.

I smoke a lot of weed.

But it keeps me from being too much of an obsessive compulsive workaholic stubborn asshole, so I'm OK with that. Plus, I'm out of weed and out of town right now, so I'm taking a little break from it, which is good to do now and again.

I LOVE pinching my nutsack and rolling my fingers back and forth to scratch it.

I am the best/sweetest boyfriend ever at the beginning of a relationship, but once the girl falls for me I always get bored with it and I'm not as into her as she is into me. This has been a problem my whole life.

[BergaLiden]

I LOVE pinching my nutsack and rolling my fingers back and forth to scratch it.

QFT. It's the motion of gods.

[suckyskatergirl]

i cry during sex

God i know you pussy. WTF!!!! I did not slap you that hard b*tch!!!!

[doxastic]

QFT. It's the motion of gods.

QFT???? stupid 10 bullshit

[Anton Milioti]

God i know you pussy. WTF!!!! I did not slap you that hard b*tch!!!!

me crying due to you biting my nipple during sex doesn't make me a pussy

[HerBDerb]

QFT???? stupid 10 bullshit

Quoted For Truth

[Ian]

i talk to myself...quite a bit

walking back up the hill after DHing, when sliding, when i'm alone, etc.

I talk to myself, a lot. Solo skate sessions make me crazy.

[Michael Billings]

QFT. It's the motion of gods.

Oh... Oh I must agree...


Mmmmm

[x sean]

Oh... Oh I must agree...


Mmmmm

I love your Av, by the way.

Confession: I believe internet cat pictures keep the world moving.

- Ecks

[Kriss]

-i just spilled almost a whole can of 7-up in my bed with no intention of cleaning it tonight.
-despite the complaints, i love my job.
-im dating my brothers best friend.
-i often find myself wondering what he sees in me.
-im conceited on the outside and the most self conscious person you will ever meet on the inside.
-i like to admire myself in the mirror.
-i compare myself to other girls on a regular basis.
-i havent skated in MONTHS... but i have an injury
-im addicted to texting.
-the only time i go barefoot is in the shower or in the pool/at the beach.
-i kinda wish a disastrous event would happen to me... i need excitement in my life.
-my lifelong dream was to be a model... it was crushed when i stopped growing at a mere 5'6" tall.
-i still know the words to most of the spice girl songs.

[P-FAT]

I stole my friends brothers ipod, and 230$ from his money bag in his kitchen. Pwnd.