Confession Thread

[GorillaTactics]

I stole my friends brothers ipod, and 230$ from his money bag in his kitchen. Pwnd.

That doesn't make you cool, but it does make you a piece of sh!t. I hope your "friend's" brother beats you senseless. Unless you're full of it and just trying to be an e-hardass, in which case I also wouldn't be surprised.

[worldwide]

hahaha what a penis. thats the kinda thing you dont brag about on the web, its gonna come back to bite you in the ass

[peterwilliams]

I love to palm mute.

[worldwide]

so do i, i dont know why, but it just sounds coool.


im not sure why you would need to confess something like that..

[Steez Police]

I use wet wipes instead of toilet paper because dry TP makes me feel dirty.

There's only one thing that makes me happier than skateboarding does.

I wish my ex would show up at my apartment and apologize for what she did, so I could sit her down and tell her that every time I took a shower at her place, I peed in the tub.

I was surprised to find out that Aesop Rock has very soft hands.

I would probably marry one of my best friends if she asked me to.

[BrooklynNZ]

I like to freak out the emo kids at my school at the urinals. I stand really closer too them breathing heavily or letting my pee trail get unusually close to theirs, or mentioning my massive #### really innapropriately... Most of the time they finish before their done an leave without washing their hands, one of them nearly cried

[Anton Milioti]

i jack off to good times

[Steez Police]

i jack off to good times

ME TOO! Oh man those hamburgers are just so hot and juicy... guacamole all over...

Then there are the Wild Fries, golden crispy on the outside, you just want to dip them in sauce... oh god

[GorillaTactics]

lol.....i think he was talking about the tv show

[HerBDerb]

I like to freak out the emo kids at my school at the urinals. I stand really closer too them breathing heavily or letting my pee trail get unusually close to theirs, or mentioning my massive #### really innapropriately... Most of the time they finish before their done an leave without washing their hands, one of them nearly cried

I used to do something similar to that, when I was 12ish.
What I would do, if someone was in a stall taking a crap, I would go in the next stall and aim so I would pee in their stall on/around their feet.

I was such a little douche. Theres also lots of other douchey things I did around the 12-13 age.

[arableezy]

-i enjoy the company of boys rather than girls more
-i hate love
-i like school but hate doing homework
-more and more everyday, i get restless, and need to do something
-im really self conscious about the way i look
-people think im innocent, but im not
-i hate being sober
-i think showering is a waste of time now, i used to love showering
-theres a lot more

[ska1234]

I just took my paper for spitting sunflower seeds downstairs and am too lazy to get up so im just swallowing everything with mountian dew.

[HerBDerb]

I just took my paper for spitting sunflower seeds downstairs and am too lazy to get up so im just swallowing everything with mountian dew.

I always eat the shells .

[ska1234]

I like to freak out the emo kids at my school at the urinals.

Personally someimes I have to pee in a stall when theres random school urinals that are like made for midgets. So you gotta like whip out your penis and aim at an unusual angle and when another person walks in that would be weird.

[V.B]

. So you gotta like whip out your penis and aim at an unusual angle and when another person walks in that would be weird.

[ska1234]

hahaha.

Question, you guys ever super stoked for a concert or show, then everyone bails on you or cant go?

Do you a) go alone and just hang with yourself
b) dont go but be really pissed
c) different answer

[lexx]

i go to gigs alone all the time

[arableezy]

hahaha.

Question, you guys ever super stoked for a concert or show, then everyone bails on you or cant go?

Do you a) go alone and just hang with yourself
b) dont go but be really pissed
c) different answer

just go alone. youll just regret not going just because of people bailing out later. go for the music.

[slither9192]

hahaha.

Question, you guys ever super stoked for a concert or show, then everyone bails on you or cant go?

Do you a) go alone and just hang with yourself
b) dont go but be really pissed
c) different answer

Ya go alone. I always get seperated from my friends at shows anyway. The only better part about going with other people is talking about how awesome the show was afterwards.

[BergaLiden]

I met my gf 3 weeks ago and we still haven't had sex.