Confession Thread

[Birdman87]

^^^^^^^^####. my condolences dude. shovel up that pride and call her and ask for a do over

round two, next weekend...
I just talked to her.

Apparently my stupidity is funny enough for another try.

[worldwide]

EX: First impression of me, for her, was me locking my keys in my truck, with my stereo still on. she had to drive all night.

dammit

thats your fault for owning a car in the first place

[revzack]

round two, next weekend...
I just talked to her.

Apparently my stupidity is funny enough for another try.

See, while it worked out so far, your first mistake was calling her today. Like I said this may be an exception to the rule, however, normally you should wait two days.

[Birdman87]

See, while it worked out so far, your first mistake was calling her today. Like I said this may be an exception to the rule, however, normally you should wait two days.

truly.
However, i felt i needed to apologize first and foremost for last night. She ditched her friends and drove 30 minutes to come meet up with me. and then things were just lame...

if i didnt feel like a complete asshat for wasting her time, i wouldnt have called yet

[bucksaw87]

round 3:
-i really dislike my roommate...just a TON of tiny little things that he does that just piss me off
-i really want him to leave college after this semester
-i hate my RA and RD...in fact, we started a hate group for my RA specifically on facebook
-i wish he'd leave the room more often so i could rub one out more than twice a week
-i secretly plot against my roommate and RA
-i can honestly say that nobody in my section of the dorm is "hot" to me...sure ther's a lot of pretty girls, but i can't get worked up over them; prolly cuz i know them too well
-although, the one girl down the hall...i like her, but idk if she likes me (sometimes she does, sometimes she don't), so i'm always making awkward, half-assed attempts at getting with her
-i feel kinda weird sometimes cuz i'm NOT out to get into the pants of every girl i see
-i'm wearing striped underwear right now
-i have no qualms about walking around my room in my undies, even in the presence of my roommate...and i kinda enjoy how freaked out he gets (not in a dirty way...get your mind outta the gutter, you pervs)

[Michael Billings]

I feel very in tune with Buck:

I am really pissed at my room mate because he drank all my PBR and Draught Keg while I was gone camping for the weekend even when I told him not to. Also, I had to clean up our room and take out the trash, even though none of it was mine. Also, I just discovered that he left our ####### window open all day, so there are a ton of flies and bugs in my room now.

Also, if he makes one more 'gay military' joke out of his damn mouth, I am gonna lose it.

In the name of Science, amen.

[SgtSparkles]

truly.
However, i felt i needed to apologize first and foremost for last night. She ditched her friends and drove 30 minutes to come meet up with me. and then things were just lame...

if i didnt feel like a complete asshat for wasting her time, i wouldnt have called yet

hey just go with flow man, there are no rules for combat. just achieve the objective by whatever means necessary

[Skinart]

round 3:
-i really dislike my roommate...just a TON of tiny little things that he does that just piss me off
-i really want him to leave college after this semester
-i hate my RA and RD...in fact, we started a hate group for my RA specifically on facebook
-i wish he'd leave the room more often so i could rub one out more than twice a week
-i secretly plot against my roommate and RA
-i can honestly say that nobody in my section of the dorm is "hot" to me...sure ther's a lot of pretty girls, but i can't get worked up over them; prolly cuz i know them too well
-i feel kinda weird sometimes cuz i'm NOT out to get into the pants of every girl i see
-i'm wearing striped underwear right now
-i have no qualms about walking around my room in my undies, even in the presence of my roommate...and i kinda enjoy how freaked out he gets (not in a dirty way...get your mind outta the gutter, you pervs)

Ah yes. Dormitory gripes. I am in a 24 hour Quiet Hall. In theory, this should be pretty close to antisocial heaven. In theory I should be able to hear mice fart.
But nay. My floor is populated with people who really probably should have rushed a fraternity--or opted for one of the gloriously social halls rather
than the Hall of single apartments... The bastards made me take it up the hierarchy and narc on them. Several times.

It's getting better. Now they choose less volatile--though still wholly innappropriate places to chill. But if it ain't bothering me--I don't much care.

I'd be real careful bout the Facebook hate group. HFS here monitors that crap and people have been fired, evicted, prosecuted etc.

Hint: She doesn't.

I wanted to point out you confessed to wearing striped underwear. Is that camouflage or do you need to do laundry? And wipe better? Might help with the ladies
stop streaking...

Also, if he makes one more 'gay military' joke out of his damn mouth, I am gonna lose it.

I generally ignore typos--but this one seems...awkward. I'm not even sure how you would do that...

[bucksaw87]

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I wanted to point out you confessed to wearing striped underwear. Is that camouflage or do you need to do laundry? And wipe better? Might help with the ladies
stop streaking...
.

i should've specified...black and grey pinstripes

[suckyskatergirl]

UGH ROOMMATE TROUBLESSS!! OVER HERE TOO!!!!!

-God i am sick of my fat roommates who are really loud and used to be my best firends but they decided to be best friends now and leave me out of everything cuz i acutally have a life and I dont sit around the house eating, watching tv and complaining about being fat and on a diet.
- my roommates get mad when i get hit on and they dont. They literallly wont talk to me when they see boys check me out. I HATE CHICKS FOR THAT REASON!!! and that is why i longboard and like to hang out wiht boys cuz you dont get any of htat stupiDD SHI TTTT!!!!
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okay thats my little rant. I cant sleep cuz my roommates are fat and wear heels int he house and i can hear one of them get ready and stomping around in the house

[revzack]

hey just go with flow man, there are no rules for combat. just achieve the objective by whatever means necessary

Oh how you are so young and Wrong. Granted there shouldnt be, but there are and they work. Sometimes, ya get lucky and it is cool if you call to soon, but it always best to wait and build up some anticipation.

My own opinion is you should be able to call whenever you want, but the opposite sex doesnt feel the same even if they say they do. The chase sucks, and you should never chase.

[boarderaholic]

I love listening to Queen, and the likes.

[JibeCity223]

i have a single room and hate it. My roommates where awesome and i think a single is lonely.

[suckyskatergirl]

i have a single room and hate it. My roommates where awesome and i think a single is lonely.

you have to get a girlfriend! thats the whole point of single rooms! so you can have sex without having to worry about roommates! thats why i have a single room... to have sex with myself actually.

[ShaggyIan4]

Okay I still feel bad for this but, ####...I felt it was right at the time. A few years back I was sitting in Bio eating some halloween candy, I had a ziplock bag full of some of the candy I got. I also had one regular sized bag of skittles, my ONLY regular sized bag of candy i got. This kid next to me, josh, asked for some candy. I didn't like him, but I gave him some snickers and stuff anyways. I go to the bathroom and come back to find half of my bag of candy gone, including the skittles!!!!! I wasn't having any of that! I know it was him too because he was eating all this candy I didn't give him.....bastard!!!! So the next day I told my friend to talk to josh, while they were talking I opened his backpack...like he did mine, but I grabbed his binder with all of his school work in it. I ran out of the room and handed it off to another friend in a different class. Josh could not find it, as he was searching quiet hard...we had something due that day aswell...josh was not able to turn it in. Then I took his notebook and took all the papers out and then during our 4th period smoke hour I threw all of his papers out the window and onto the road. I feel bad for doing this, as he did fail alot of #### because of that. He was a huge jerk anyways though, but i still feel bad. Just don't #### wit my ####!!!

[doxastic]

Okay I still feel bad for this but, ####...I felt it was right at the time. A few years back I was sitting in Bio eating some halloween candy, I had a ziplock bag full of some of the candy I got. I also had one regular sized bag of skittles, my ONLY regular sized bag of candy i got. This kid next to me, josh, asked for some candy. I didn't like him, but I gave him some snickers and stuff anyways. I go to the bathroom and come back to find half of my bag of candy gone, including the skittles!!!!! I wasn't having any of that! I know it was him too because he was eating all this candy I didn't give him.....bastard!!!! So the next day I told my friend to talk to josh, while they were talking I opened his backpack...like he did mine, but I grabbed his binder with all of his school work in it. I ran out of the room and handed it off to another friend in a different class. Josh could not find it, as he was searching quiet hard...we had something due that day aswell...josh was not able to turn it in. Then I took his notebook and took all the papers out and then during our 4th period smoke hour I threw all of his papers out the window and onto the road. I feel bad for doing this, as he did fail alot of #### because of that. He was a huge jerk anyways though, but i still feel bad. Just don't #### wit my ####!!!

I once hung a kid by his feet one story up the gym. He was this kids everyone made fun of cuz he looked like a half human half monkey. You know that picture of the evolution of man that starts with a monkey and finishes with a human, he was in the middle. So, one day I found some rope in the gym and we chased him around. We were just going to tie him up, but kids always gotta push ####. We ended up tying him up, dragging him around the gym for a while, then threw the rope up and over a banaster. We halled his ass up in the air by his feet. I'm just glad I was there cuz my buddy James put the rope around his neck and I was like, "What? No." This kid wasn't a dick. He could be a pain in the ass but only because people ####ed with him so much.

[suckyskatergirl]

Gosh i hate you guys. Bullies suck.

[Birdman87]

Oh how you are so young and Wrong. Granted there shouldnt be, but there are and they work. Sometimes, ya get lucky and it is cool if you call to soon, but it always best to wait and build up some anticipation.

My own opinion is you should be able to call whenever you want, but the opposite sex doesnt feel the same even if they say they do. The chase sucks, and you should never chase.

Meh, i didnt really call her yesterday. Merely a few texts back and forth.
she wants to see me again friday, but we'll see what happens.
Probably call tomorrow or something.

Although, if you play the 48 hrs from last contact, i would call her today.
But, eff it. I'm tired, lazy and dont feel like being charming at the moment.
So, tomorrow it is

[Metallic Scribbler]

Gosh i hate you guys. Bullies suck.

This is true. People that bully Others for their amusment should die. Or atleast punched in the kidney and told no!

[Skinart]

This is true. People that bully Others for their amusment should die. Or atleast punched in the kidney and told no!

I say both. The former is a given. The second sometimes corrects the behavior.

I always found it strange that while bullies bullied with impugnity, you poke em in nose and suddenly you're the bad guy.
It's also surprising how often a gang of bullies turns into a a bunch of whiny bitches when you take the opportunity for a
sucker punch. Hell yes I fight dirty.

I didn't always win. But I never gave in.