Confession Thread

[worldwide]

I love listening to Queen, and the likes.

wow. thats quite the confession. i wasnt expecting that

[Steez Police]

When I'm driving or if I'm on the Playstation I set my phone to vibrate and place it beneath my balls, because I think it's hilarious when people try to call me and itch my eggs instead.

I used to put my friends phone numbers into the network configuration on my Playstation 2 and when it tried to connect to the internet they would get a phone call full of loud screeching, and I never told them it was me.

A friend and I were looking at the personal ads on Craigslist and we saw one with a picture of a girl we both knew, and all it said was that she was "longing for the touch of a man" and I lauged really hard, but I probably should have been sad.

[JibeCity223]

you have to get a girlfriend! thats the whole point of single rooms! so you can have sex without having to worry about roommates! thats why i have a single room... to have sex with myself actually.

i go 2 a boarding highschool. there is no sex in the champaigne room. i get suspended for nething like that. good times. ssg can come in tho. she looks like a dude neways BAZIZING

[ska1234]

After a year of silverfish, Ive found that it gets gayer and gayer. Cleaning bearings, dont skate without helmets, and what kind of board should I get next threads blow.
People are in flashchat complaining about random #### when in reality its like 80 degrees and sunny and they could be skating there.
Im sick of all this stupid silverfish bullshit, all the m00bs that suck, and the n00bs that make the place ####.
I give up on this stupid bullshit.
If your reading this go skate, unless youve "lost your stoke" or " have better things to do"
Then sit on silverfish all day.

[Michael Billings]

After a year of silverfish, Ive found that it gets gayer and gayer. Cleaning bearings, dont skate without helmets, and what kind of board should I get next threads blow.
People are in flashchat complaining about random #### when in reality its like 80 degrees and sunny and they could be skating there.
Im sick of all this stupid silverfish bullshit, all the m00bs that suck, and the n00bs that make the place ####.
I give up on this stupid bullshit.
If your reading this go skate, unless youve "lost your stoke" or " have better things to do"
Then sit on silverfish all day.

I just got immense pleasure from banning you from Flashchat.

Amen.

[BergaLiden]

After a year of silverfish, Ive found that it gets gayer and gayer. Cleaning bearings, dont skate without helmets, and what kind of board should I get next threads blow.
People are in flashchat complaining about random #### when in reality its like 80 degrees and sunny and they could be skating there.
Im sick of all this stupid silverfish bullshit, all the m00bs that suck, and the n00bs that make the place ####.
I give up on this stupid bullshit.
If your reading this go skate, unless youve "lost your stoke" or " have better things to do"
Then sit on silverfish all day.

Haha, says the guy who joined a year ago and already is a concrete kahuna.

- My 2000th post was about scratching my nutsack. Awesome-

[suckyskatergirl]

i go 2 a boarding highschool. there is no sex in the champaigne room. i get suspended for nething like that. good times. ssg can come in tho. she looks like a dude neways BAZIZING

The funny t hing is that if i shaved my head and didnt wear makeup i totally do look like a boy!!! its true!!!! ALL ASIANS LOOK THE SAME!!!!!

[drew]

ALL ASIANS LOOK THE SAME!!!!!

That's what Sherpa said.

[pirateswin]

After a year of silverfish, Ive found that it gets gayer and gayer. Cleaning bearings, dont skate without helmets, and what kind of board should I get next threads blow.
People are in flashchat complaining about random #### when in reality its like 80 degrees and sunny and they could be skating there.
Im sick of all this stupid silverfish bullshit, all the m00bs that suck, and the n00bs that make the place ####.
I give up on this stupid bullshit.
If your reading this go skate, unless youve "lost your stoke" or " have better things to do"
Then sit on silverfish all day.

You were one of the worst on flashchat. You were on all the time, you never talked about anything relevant, and you helped drive away people that were actually fun to talk to.

Please, ask more "n00b" questions, whine more about how bad your life is without your girlfriend, and log even more time on the 'Fish, you ####### hypocrite.

[big_loaf]

You were one of the worst on flashchat. You were on all the time, you never talked about anything relevant, and you helped drive away people that were actually fun to talk to.

Please, ask more "n00b" questions, whine more about how bad your life is without your girlfriend, and log even more time on the 'Fish, you ####### hypocrite.

*new confession*


- I love you.

[Michael Billings]

Wow, this got... ugly...

[rsore3389]

You were one of the worst on flashchat. You were on all the time, you never talked about anything relevant, and you helped drive away people that were actually fun to talk to.

Please, ask more "n00b" questions, whine more about how bad your life is without your girlfriend, and log even more time on the 'Fish, you ####### hypocrite.

true ###### story man

[goldfishofhate]

i'm scared of an actual relationship, and being happy

[suckyskatergirl]

I think im married to Mongoose... on facebook

[Meltzy]

i once tried to breed orange and lemon seeds together to make a Oremon

[boarderaholic]

*new confession*


- I love you.

Oh oh oh! Me too!

[HerBDerb]

i once tried to breed orange and lemon seeds together to make a Oremon

It might work better if you grew some oranges and lemons, then graft some branches from the lemon tree to the orange tree and vice-versa.

[BergaLiden]

It might work better if you grew some oranges and lemons, then graft some branches from the lemon tree to the orange tree and vice-versa.

You could also try and teleport a lemon seed and an orange seed in the same chamber. As you all know, if two things are teleported from the same port they morph into one.


Branches and ####, how barbaric...

[a_speck_of_dust]

-i change the grades of my friends and other kids so i wouldnt get beat up
-i havent been to church in 4 years
-i never clean my bearings
-i like to sit next to the hottest girls in my class
-i think spider man is a douchebag
-naruto is a disgrace to japanese people
-i believe elvis presly is still alive

[Blix]

I just ordered a (Almost Rodeny Mullen) shortboard