Confession Thread

[Steez Police]

This is always a good confession. It doesn't matter who you're confessing to. I just had to make a picture out of it, it's just that good.

[VulgarDisplayCFH]

i just particpated in anally pleasuring experiences and oddly took immense pleasure from it

not.

HAHA good one.

[rightback]

I must confess i kiled 2Pac. Just Kidding but I was there.

[Alpha06]

I have the same sat score as george bush

[longboardorific]

. Just Kidding but I was there.

you would have been 2 years old when it happened
i call bs!

[arcane]

you would have been 2 years old when it happened
i call bs!

That's why they couldn't find who killed him. Nobody would suspect a two year old in a stroller.

[suckyskatergirl]

I have the same sat score as george bush

what was the score???? i bet i got the same sat score or bette rthen george dub bush!

[jeremyheuser]

heres some of my confessions:

-i should be working on a research paper right now, but instead i read every single post on this thread.
-i have tried weed, tobacco, and alcohol before, and i cant say i enjoyed any of them
-i wouldnt care much if my mom, dad, and brother weren't around
-joint custody blows
-i deeply sincerely hate school
-i dont care where i go to college, but i'd kinda like to go
-im very tempted to leave the U.S. as soon as possible
-i like being alone
-i dont like being indoors, but sometimes i need the intense silence of my room at my moms house
-back in middle school i liked to watch laguna beach but it stopped watching after the third season
-i have never had a girlfriend
-i have no desire to try to get a girlfriend
-i have never kissed a girl
-i love being outside alone
-i've put hours of thought into an escape plan that will allow me to be on my own as soon as possible
-i dont want to drive a car
-i haven't purchased a single drop of gasoline in my life and i never intend to
-i believe that every structure with a roof in the vicinity of the sun should have solar panels
-i detest war
-i detest senseless violence, even tho i constantly think of ways to harm those who i dislike
-i want do long distance skate(s) over summer
-i love cruising alone
-i hate downhilling and sliding alone
-i hate the fact that people with a 4.0 still cant get into some colleges, that makes me not want to go to college and just move to sweden and live there
-i hate being stressed out. currently i have loads of stuff to be stressed about and i just want to say fck it but if i do i'm fcked big time
-i hate my bio teacher with a passion
-i hate my geometry teacher with a passion
-i like being at school (witht he acception of bio and geometry classes) but i hate doing homework
-once again, i should be doing my research paper
-i forget to brush my teeth often and have gone weeks without it before and my teeth are still looking alright
-i love drinking tea
-i can't stand coffee
-i have thought about owning a dervish with randals and orange big zigs, but then i bought my avenger and couldn't ask for more in a board
-i have no clue what i want to do for a career assuming i am able to get one
-i love camping and being outdoors in the woods or near the ocean and lakes and mountains and alll that
-i think anyone who says "i would die without music" is full of sh!t
-i hate cocky people- for this reason i despise my brother
-i hate getting bad grades, but it seems inevitable
-i believe that anger is experienced best when alone
-i cant stand speaking to my mother, its like pulling teeth.
-i am still pissed that i couldnt go see Graf Orlock at the Gilman back in January


more to come at another time......

[jeremyheuser]

I have the same sat score as george bush

i am genuinely and deeply sorry for you

[AJ]

- I have a shy bladder and cannot use a urinal.
- I wipe standing.
- I've been an insomniac since i was a child. ( it can go on for almost a week)
- I'm epileptic.
- I find moustaches are sexy.
- I cross-dress for every halloween.
- I wish i can live in a nice warm shower, but try to go for the longest time between each shower.
On that note, I love the smell of my sweaty armpit.
- I started smoking last year to get more breaks at work. I quit the job and smoking then followed.
But am now stuck with the temptation of smoking when I'm drunk.
-Years ago, I inhereted a large some of money, I saved alot of it and invested even more.
I was very unhappy, knowing that this would make my life easier. Weird. I cant comprehend why.
About 3 or 4 years ago I began to spend and sell stock. I am now greatly in debt and have never been happier. I love working hard, I like having a reason to work. and enjoy this time of getting out of the hole i dug my self in.
-Due to footbraking, many of my shoes have holes. When water from a puddle seeps through and i have wet sock. It is the single most annoying thing that has ever happened to me and i cant think of anything else i hate more passionately.
-I have a fear of snowmobiles.
- I want to have a bad case of The Itis always.
_- I don't know my own strength, and have injured lotsa people accidentally.

[VulgarDisplayCFH]

I have actually gone to the dentist at 2:30 (say 2:30 out loud)

[HerBDerb]

heres some of my confessions:

-i should be working on a research paper right now, but instead i read every single post on this thread.
-i have tried weed, tobacco, and alcohol before, and i cant say i enjoyed any of them
-i wouldnt care much if my mom, dad, and brother weren't around
-joint custody blows
-i deeply sincerely hate school
-i dont care where i go to college, but i'd kinda like to go
-im very tempted to leave the U.S. as soon as possible
-i like being alone
-i dont like being indoors, but sometimes i need the intense silence of my room at my moms house
-back in middle school i liked to watch laguna beach but it stopped watching after the third season
-i have never had a girlfriend
-i have no desire to try to get a girlfriend
-i have never kissed a girl
-i love being outside alone
-i've put hours of thought into an escape plan that will allow me to be on my own as soon as possible
-i dont want to drive a car
-i haven't purchased a single drop of gasoline in my life and i never intend to
-i believe that every structure with a roof in the vicinity of the sun should have solar panels
-i detest war
-i detest senseless violence, even tho i constantly think of ways to harm those who i dislike
-i want do long distance skate(s) over summer
-i love cruising alone
-i hate downhilling and sliding alone
-i hate the fact that people with a 4.0 still cant get into some colleges, that makes me not want to go to college and just move to sweden and live there
-i hate being stressed out. currently i have loads of stuff to be stressed about and i just want to say fck it but if i do i'm fcked big time
-i hate my bio teacher with a passion
-i hate my geometry teacher with a passion
-i like being at school (witht he acception of bio and geometry classes) but i hate doing homework
-once again, i should be doing my research paper
-i forget to brush my teeth often and have gone weeks without it before and my teeth are still looking alright
-i love drinking tea
-i can't stand coffee
-i have thought about owning a dervish with randals and orange big zigs, but then i bought my avenger and couldn't ask for more in a board
-i have no clue what i want to do for a career assuming i am able to get one
-i love camping and being outdoors in the woods or near the ocean and lakes and mountains and alll that
-i think anyone who says "i would die without music" is full of sh!t
-i hate cocky people- for this reason i despise my brother
-i hate getting bad grades, but it seems inevitable
-i believe that anger is experienced best when alone
-i cant stand speaking to my mother, its like pulling teeth.
-i am still pissed that i couldnt go see Graf Orlock at the Gilman back in January


more to come at another time......

You could have summed that all up into one confession...
- I am full of teen angst.

[VulgarDisplayCFH]

I have the same sat score as george bush

I'd like to know what you got... seeing that the way they score the SATs are currently different..

His scores converted over into the new scoring system is somewhere between 1760 and 1800 which is pretty good..

[big_loaf]

- I think I'm addicted to checking online classifieds ads. I check my local website and craigslist (among others) at least twice a day. I've scored some great deals thanks to my religious checkups, but that's probably why I keep on coming back...

[arcane]

The perceived body image I have for myself is completely out of whack.
I've been 6'4 and around 225lbs since I was in high school and have never felt like a big guy.
I'm 33 and feel mentally like I'm still 21. Don't know if that's a good thing.
Most people think I'm a lot younger then I am.
I got my first grey hair last year, in my goatee.
I wear the outer ring of and old bearing on my pinkie and have for years.
I never thought I would become the older guy that dislikes the popular music of the day but I have.

[kookyfish]

I pretend I love my job and I know what Im doing.
If Im in a lift or behind someone on an escalator and they start sniffing
I want to smack them.
I left school at 15 but most people I know think Im intelligent because I wear
varsity sweat shirts in the weekends,
At lease 3 times a week I think about getting wasted on A class drugs( but I dont)
Im not as good of a skater that people may think I am
Ive had a vasectomy
I want to be the No1 DJ in the world
Im 43 and find it hard relating to people my own age( theyre all so old)
It wouldnt bother me if my mother died tomorrow
If I could come home every day with the best present ever for my kids I would.
I dont like fat people or skinny girls.
I used to act tuff at school because I was so insecure.
I had sex at 9yr
I bought my first lounge suite with 3oz of pot.
Ive had 3 girlfriends at the same time( never do that its to stressful)
I only got my car liecence when I was 25
I used to book hotels and leave without paying
I was a born again christain( I was coned)
I throw a red soak in the washing every now an then so I dont have to do it,
my wife thinks Im an idoit and dont know how to wash clothes,
Im a snob when it comes to beer and only drink export or local brewers,

I could go one for ever
,

[AGENT WD-40]

I throw a red soak in the washing every now an then so I dont have to do it,
my wife thinks Im an idoit and dont know how to wash clothes,
,

You sir are a genius!!! When I get married in 30+ years I am going to remember that one

[arcane]

dude, wtf, with who, because thats like ####ed up, no offence, im not calling you ####ed up.

Confession thread, not question thread.

[243racing]

Help the immaturity is running rampant! C'mon guys. This is a serious thread with people posting serious answers. Please take your bickering to FC or something.

[243racing]

Double post