Confession Thread

**worldridr768** · 10-21-2007 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by suckyskatergirl

heheh i like yoru sig citycrushers. what a slutbang.

ahthankyou

**Anton Milioti** · 10-21-2007 04:03 PM

i like to cup my hand on my butt, fart in it, then it makes like this trumpet-type noise, then i sniff my hand.

classy.

**woohoobaloogapoo** · 10-21-2007 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by ton

i like to cup my hand on my butt, fart in it, then it makes like this trumpet-type noise, then i sniff my hand.

classy.

... yer a pretty nutty kid :\
Cheers

**circle** · 10-21-2007 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by ton

i like to cup my hand on my butt, fart in it, then it makes like this trumpet-type noise, then i sniff my hand.

classy.

i thought i was the only one who did that

**oliver655321** · 10-21-2007 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Guts

-I am not gay, but I think lexx is a very smart and attractive man.

sounds gay!!!

you need to chill with bitches more often!

**Colton** · 10-21-2007 04:40 PM

Admiring another man's sexy traits isn't necessarily gay.

**oliver655321** · 10-21-2007 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by citycrusher

Admiring another man's sexy traits isn't necessarily gay.

calling him handsome first sounds gay!!!

**Colton** · 10-21-2007 04:47 PM

How's that gay?

**big_loaf** · 10-21-2007 04:59 PM

so back on topic here, you sluts...

-I was born in Ontario, but lived for 14 years in Saskatchewan. as a result, I feel a very strong dislike towards people of Native descent. I mostly blame the hicks I grew up with, but at the same time I don't apologize for the way I feel.

-Coincidentally, I find 99% of racist jokes hilarious. Political correctness be damned.

-Mentally handicapped people scare the #### out of me, and I want them all to go away.

-The elderly and growing old in general makes me feel uneasy, and I go out of my way to avoid being near or (god forbid) talking to old people.

-I sometimes don't shower for days on end, despite working construction and "needing" one at the end of the day. I just don't see the point if I'm going to go out and do it again the very next day.

-I hate shampoo, it makes my hair fluffy. I haven't shampooed my hair in over a year, and I like it that way.

-For the most part I can't stand being in the company of other people. Humans in general bug the piss out of me, and sometimes I just lock myself in the basement in order to avoid contact with them.

-I sometimes get the feeling I'm destined for something greater than what I'm currently doing with my life, but have no clue as to what that might be or how to accomplish it. It's annoying.

liberating eh? next?

**king edward** · 10-21-2007 05:05 PM

I am biasd against red heads.

I know gingervitus isn't real, but sometimes I don't disagree with the thought that "red heads are genetically infeirior."

**AGENT WD-40** · 10-21-2007 05:15 PM

-I like exersizing my lungs with a few different types of smoke.
-I like to get really drunk and talk to girls
-I like driving way too fast and recklessly for my own good.
-I spend way too much money on fast food and Arizona Iced tea
-I would rather skate my shortboard and skate street stuff then my longboard
-I have minor OCD and always make sure I have plenty of deodorant on.

**Anton Milioti** · 10-21-2007 05:19 PM

i poop standing up.

**timmysweatpants** · 10-21-2007 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by ton

i poop standing up.

I like taking shits in weird places like outside the theater at my school. Then showing people.

**big_loaf** · 10-21-2007 05:29 PM

forgot to mention the following as well.

-I play in a metal band as well as a punk band...but I love classical and operatic music, I think it's beautiful.

-I don't have a mother and father as far as I'm concerned. I have no feelings towards either of them and haven't since i was barely 10 years old. most people don't understand it or think I'm stupid, but I don't expect them to. I didn't have the worst childhood ever or anything, I just see them as normal people is all. and I don't like people...

-I get complimented on my smile, but I don't like smiling or laughing for that very reason.

-I LOVE being unemployed. I haven't held a job for more than a year and a half, and I'm pretty sure that's one of the reasons why. my attention span also sucks. I'm sure I'm not alone on this one, but I hate working just to scrape by. If I could sustain myself without having a job, I would.

-Public washrooms and port-o-potties gross me right the #### out. I do everything I can to avoid using them, but when I have to drop a deuce I spend a good 5+ minutes laying down a toiletpaper "ass-gasket" so that no part of me touches the seat. and I still feel gross afterwards...

**worldridr768** · 10-21-2007 05:38 PM

Hey SHARON! SH-SHARON! hey hun, look at what I made! Stan! Come and see what your dad just made!

**big_loaf** · 10-21-2007 05:44 PM

-I have about $8,000 worth of drums sitting beside me that are gathering dust because I don't feel the same urge to play I did years ago.

**HerBDerb** · 10-21-2007 06:14 PM

- I haven't showered in two weeks.
- I often wear clothes without having washed them for weeks.
- I pick my nose and eat my boogers.
- I take my pants completely off when crapping.
- I stand up when wiping my ass.
- I enjoy the smell of my armpits.
- I have many more confessions, but I don't want to confess.

**Birdman87** · 10-21-2007 06:19 PM

- I haven't been the same since my fiancee left, and i'm not sure if its good or bad.
- I used to be a major prep
- I was also a player, new girl everyweek. I aimed high, for the beautiful, innocent girls... I rarely failed, and when i did succeed, i felt terrible...
- Skating is becoming a job to me... something that i just do, not even so much a love anymore.
- I can be the cockiest, douchiest asshole you will ever meet.
- I really dont care to go out of my way to help peoplei dont like.
- i dont like many people anymore
- i dont feel liked by many if any people anymore
- im young, but i feel old
- i'm lucky to be alive. I've had multiple attempts on my life, and many close call accidents...
-**** you - not a confession, just how i feel about the vast majority of people

**skatardude10** · 10-21-2007 06:30 PM

Umm... I dropped my cellular phone in the toilet, pooped on my carpet and pee'd my pants.

**Anton Milioti** · 10-21-2007 06:41 PM

one time, i removed my sister's boyfriend's spare tire from his spare tire bag in his jeep grand cheroke, pooped in it, put the tire back, zipped it up, and poked holes in the back of the bag so the smell could leak out.

he drove it around for another 6 months and the car smelled so bad and he didnt know where it was coming from, so he sold it.

true story