Confession Thread

[gorillabiscuits]

one time, i removed my sister's boyfriend's spare tire from his spare tire bag in his jeep grand cheroke, pooped in it, put the tire back, zipped it up, and poked holes in the back of the bag so the smell could leak out.

he drove it around for another 6 months and the car smelled so bad and he didnt know where it was coming from, so he sold it.

true story

[peterwilliams]

- I always laugh in my head at people who go into public restrooms to pee, and use a stall rather than a urinal.

[dark blue chuckz]

- god doesn't exist for me anymore. at least not the same one i grew up loving.

- the girl of my dreams still loves me. she just chose the other guy.

- i'm the only longboarder i know in real life, and that depresses me.

- once during vacation at a hawaii-like tropical island of the philippines,
i drunkenly made love to an outrageously hot girl on an exquisite, soft sandy beach under the moonlight.

- i later found out she was a distant cousin.

[timmysweatpants]

I'm an internet bot

[peterwilliams]

- once during vacation at a hawaii-like tropical island of the philippines,
i drunkenly made love to an outrageously hot girl on an exquisite, soft sandy beach under the moonlight.

- i later found out she was a distant cousin.

Bummer dude. That's all like, Eurotrip-style. Kinda...

[revzack]

I like rap.
I like magic fungus's
I dont date women with fat or chubby fingers.(my friends find it funny, i think it is foreshadowing)
I am too nice to people, however, i get even in my own ways if i get screwed over.
People always know it is me, or assume so if a prank is played.
Life is good.

[therooster]

-Chick flicks are my favorite movies.
-When I shower I never use shampoo, only conditioner.
-I have absolutely no motivation in school and it scares the #### out of me.
-I can never break up with a girl. I always sabotage relationships until my girlfriend breaks up with me.
-I don't give a sh!t about the upcoming presidential election, and don't plan on taking the effort to learn enough about the candidates to make an informed vote.
-I love techno music.

[Mooch]

-i pick my boogers

[therooster]

-I hate West Virginia.

[Roysan]

- I hate people and the world
- I am a really really nice guy and it gets me no where
- I feel like if you are a nice person, other people will just go around and stab your heart until you turn into everyone else-> a ####### asshole. Like they are making sure that no one can be truly open and loving and ya
- I think that last one sounds emo but I am not really emo
- I can only see the world as a completely ####ed up place but I am not a negative person
- I put my finger in my girlfriends butt while we were drunk and she liked it a lot

[worldwide]

-uh i wish i could find out what happens when we die so i know wether or not
to follow some religion or not so i don't go to hell because that would suck monkeyballs

dont worry it wont happen.

[circle]

-i think politics are stupid and boring, yet i have a more republican viewpoint, despite living in california
-i like to do things just to be different
-i think smokers of all kinds are retards
-i hate shortboarders
-i used to shortboard
-i dress like a short boarder (tight pants, fur jackets, purple jackets, etc)
-i believe that all rap has insanley terrible lyrics
-the only good rapper is ANDRE NICKATINA in my humble opinion
-i hate screamo
-i hate metal
-i love punk
-i hate fads
-i hate people messing up my stuff (new boards)
-i spend a lot of cash
-i have naughty and dispicable thoughts about princess peach from mario, as well as the girl on the cover of the raisin boxes

[angrydrone]

- I think smoking weed is boring.
- I am somewhat ocd.
- When I am writing sometimes, subconsciously, I will write the first letter of the word and the last letter, and then fill in the middle.
- When walking if I step on a crack with my right foot I have to do it with my left foot within like 5 seconds. Also this goes for colors and textures.
- I think bombing hills is somewhat boring.
- I have never really had a girlfriend.

[Michael Billings]

I call Boarderaholic almost every weekend. Birdman87 too.
I am a mean, sad drunk.
I have no concept of personal finances.
I am a gearwhore.
I am passive aggressive.

[Jemwielder]

I don't think we're talking about the same type of 'kickflipping'.

Gotta love people who can rip, wish i had those skills.
ok my turn
-I really dig Bam Margeras skate style and have seen every episode of unholy union.
-I'm a lonely miserable #### who is rather jaded and cynical when it comes to the concepts of love and relationships
-I love to ride a longboard but if i would probably be a kickflipper if i would've picked it up earlier in life
-I have only once done a successful downhill slide.
-I think that DH is over rated although i do enjoy it on occasion
-i wish i was Mike Vallely

[*SWEET*]

I am passive aggressive.

Hey, you've chosen to be a mod on an internet forum... you need that

[Michael Billings]

I guess in the same vein: I've never thrown a punch in my life. Conversely, I will talk the most wretched, hateful #### you have ever heard.

P.S. I enjoy my talks with SFers. You know who you are, and I love you.

[Guts]

I love all of you guys in a brotherly way.

[MillencolinAddict]

girls are complicated. they say they hate being cheated on and lied to and when guys are jerks. but who do they always go for?

Everything else about the female being is convoluted and contradictory, does this behavior come as a surprise

[*SWEET*]

Everything else about the female being is convoluted and contradictory, does this behavior come as a surprise

*I ll never understand why my girlfriend keep on saying yes when she means no
*that fcuking pisses me off !!!!! (Also when we she says something with a very quiet voice so I can hear one word but not too and when I ask her to repeat she says "no no it's ok" ) RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA